Protect yourselves!

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It’s so stuff can’t escape their mouth when they’re eating in the water.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are they all hard and pokey or more mushy/soft?

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  • lemonwood@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Geese eat mostly grass though.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what they want you to think.

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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  bleh

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goose teeth image search results:

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    Do not want

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    • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why are there ao many results? Who’s talking these photos?!

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is not what I needed right before bed.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hurts so good

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good

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• OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again

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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just look at the legs of a cossovary:

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• BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not bone teeth like mammals. It’s beak teeth, even on the tongue.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like something from Annihilation:

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Talk to me, goose

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak

  That’s some xenomorph shit!

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• tym@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I’ve done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I’m proud of.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Women: Whatcha thinkin’ bout?

  Me: …

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They’re only scary until you realize it’s just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.

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• jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  D,did T-rex have teath on its toung?

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