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• Dr_Box@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Chat is this real?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I only know that there’s a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there’s a species with the opposite.

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    • NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually 🤓 Nemo’s dad should’ve turned into his wife.

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    • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Interestingly enough … the Cuban slang for “gay” is the same word we use to describe one of these gender changing fish

      “Cherna” … while more light heated than the English F word, it’s still a derogatory term so please don’t use it on your friends.

      Actually now that I think about it, this is how it’s most commonly used … Straight males sling it to their other straight male friends.

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    • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A trans clown?

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plausible

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphroditism

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  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In some species, females are generally larger than males. But I don’t know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.

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    • Toastedpickles43@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ecologist here. Some fish are selectively hermaphroditic because one of the sexes is the limiting factor for reproduction. Sometimes it’s males that turn into females. Sometimes its the other way around. For each species, It all depends on what niche limiting factors sex services.

      For instance, a group of male fish might only have one female because their species found it best to have one “queen” and many soldiers.

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  • rothaine@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Life, uh, finds a way

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just like in prison

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it’s being told in a joke to an accepting audience.

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    • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho

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  • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s why they often say “fresh fish” in prison

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People always assume the worst about seafood lovers in prison. Sorry I look forward to Fish Fry Friday. Can’t I have that much?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.

  That isn’t a joke, they really want that.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol

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    • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.

      There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but ask yourself why.

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sissification

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And trying to resist? Sissifishian.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Betta male.

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Noooo, my genderinos!

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course

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• rayyy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kinda like the cucks who go down to Mar a Largo to bow before the liar president.

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  • FishFace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, this is lemmyshitpost

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