Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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jontree255@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
finally, The Mystery of Who Shit My Pants is real
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified
Snowcano@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
“Come look!”
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
‘now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby’
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If patel wasn’t director of fbi, he’d already been deported by racist ICE agents.
derpgon@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Not gonna lie, he totally looks like someone who was picked up randomly on the street, given uniform, and told to “do as I say”.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.
NABDad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I think it was Female Body Inspector tbh
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.
TheColonel@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Let’s not be too generous.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They never said it was anything close to fresh. That bottle has been filled over the span of multiple years and has a smell
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
And he has a hot, totally not a Mossad agent, girlfriend.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Seeing him speak makes me wonder how the fuck did he manage to make a living as a podcaster. This guy couldn’t sell me a dollar for 50 cents.
madjo@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
I think he’s more like the cumbox rather than a bottle.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Sounds pretty open and shut to me, so I’m totally convinced - Kash Patel is a treasonous moron.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay now leak the Epstein files…
rising_man@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The fact that they can get those messages easily.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
They are at the stage where like Trump, they just aren’t being held to any standard that would be expected of others.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that the a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”
It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
It’s comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up
Mac@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Have you met Trumpers?
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
They think people are stupid because they themselves are stupid.
flandish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.
obre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the Iraq war
Mac@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
You might even say they manufactured it all to gain the consent of the people.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Oh my god I hadn’t read them before but those are 100% faked wtf
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Its almost feels like a scene in a comedy where a grown ass man is playing with dolls that look like his enemies and he makes them speak like morons.