There’s precedent for tall:
A question for the ages
Submitted 11 months ago by jankforlife@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Zkuld@lemmy.world 11 months ago
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
don@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not tall-style?
don@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Wideways, maybe.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 11 months ago
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
Mozingo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
wjrii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is already settled science.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn’t fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding uprightDeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Top is running like Naruto
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
I mean obviously the long way, because that’s how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Guardians too. Hot Dog Derby.
ch00f@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Krudler@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
wclinton93@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Depends on the condiments
ieGod@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.
WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Luckily there’s a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
ZindaDil@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?
deacon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This looks like Karameru’s art style.
Mozingo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Image
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
No, they are sandwiches
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Tacos ftfy