Rollercoaster

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah returnee's release.

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    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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  • coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Out Of Poop

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    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Out Of Paper, toilet

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  • Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rainbolt probably could tell ya.

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  • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    object-oriented programmer?

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    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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  • RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  long walk
  1.71 miles

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  • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love the calm before the storm.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

  Hope your pants are clean…

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  • Herbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah that’s relief that they’re almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got some good distance on at least one too.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants…

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

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• Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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  • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

    When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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  • dufkm@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never ruin a good story with facts

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