Anon is an artist

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  tfw you live with your parents, the door isn’t locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door and you’re drawing extra-spicy porn

  anon is an idiot.

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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    anon is posting on 4chan

    anon is an idiot

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    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      anon’s parents are idiots for raising them with no secure personal personal space. I know of no more certain way to churn out a certified freak.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.

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  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that’s the only out for someone who’s drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  While this is probably fake, I did have a momentary recollection of my preteen days on the living room family computer surfing warez sites and, while my mom was visiting (me living with my dad), big ol’ horsecock popped up on a pop-up ad. She uh, she had a reaction. But, like a fucking normal person, I just explained that happens sometimes when you’re pirating shit.

  Yes, I’m old, this story is pre-ublock and no script, and before torrents were a thing. Pre-limewire too? Actually hol’up, how did 10 year old me know about warez…? Lol

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t even know what it was supposed to mean. Pronounced it like it was a German word.

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The days of downloading a movie, and having to watch some of it in private first to make sure it wasn’t porn labeled wrongly.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …. Or Chechen rebel beheading videos disguised as porn

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It could be real. I’m an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.

    …I don’t still live with my parents however.

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What a time to be alive

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could be, though it’s not so much the type of inspiration so much as the lack of safeguards most people would have in place. I studied art for a bit before switching majors and know full well how important reference material is. Life drawing has nude human models, after all, so why not deer vagina?

      Although getting a live deer to pose for your class would be rather difficult, hehe.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Old internet was wild. I remember I got scammed into convincing my mom to pay for WinMX, which was free. Upside, she thought my pirate-ass program was legit so when the whole Napster thing blew up, I was in the clear.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look up how much furfeak artists get paid. That number should settle them down.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kid should have told the mother that he was studying to be a vet. I know a fella who works three months a year (during the breeding season), and for each little slice he makes in a doe, he nets somewhere between $300-$1000. A single rich rancher can have dozens or hundreds of deer that they want to selectively breed to get bigger, more ‘prize-worthy’ bucks that can fetch a high hunting fee for folks willing to pay for it. All the feller has to do is the last step of the IVF, not even the semen collection bit, so he shows up, works for about a week at each ranch, and moves on.

    It’s mind boggling how much money he brings in.

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you provide me with a query that would get me this information? Because furfeak (probably misspelled but this is really outside of my knowledge realm) does not yield many relevant results

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve seen people asking for up to $500 for a commission. It was a pretty intricate commission, but they obviously get it. The ones that I just can’t believe are the very obvious character drawn naked, and then some clothes are added on top. Then a streamer style bullshit goes on where after they get X amount of money, a piece of clothing is removed. I’ve seen people, in an aggregate, toss thousands at those. Boggles my mind.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Think they misspelled “furfreak” which is probably just a derogatory term for furries. You can Google furries at your own risk.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well I’m the past people used the term “furfag” but that’s the wrong kind of derogatory. Furrys are bestiality adjacent; sexual orientation is irrelevant and not deserving of bigotry.

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• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that’s the only out for someone who’s drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the more niche a fetish is, the more money there can potentially be made because there’s no creators that “Create” in it. hence theres an inverse relationship to mainstream fetish and how much a typical content creator for it makes.

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    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, the people who want your art also have to both exist and have money to pay you if you want to make money. There’s probably a sweet spot. I’m not sure what it is, but the money to be made probably declines after a point.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck yeah capitalism! 🤑

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My first thought was “why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?” So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.

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• k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just tell her it’s art.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I fucking love @booboosenchan

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eww it’s all shots and tiktok things :c

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    • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was my risky click of the day. Thanks for sharing that! Also, thank you for the info about etymologynerd. I’m a translator and absolutely love that field. I’ll have to check out their content and their book!

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is genius

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t want to get unalived for calling someone a PDF file.

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  what is with the adversity on this website to the human vagina

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    > human

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once my dad walked in on me beating zombies to death in half life (the original)

  He said as long as it doesn’t give me nightmares I can play it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mine was you can play GTA just don’t kill the hookers.

    “But they have the most mone”

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    • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Killing normal people is perfectly fine, but not the hookers, son!

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    • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mine was “you can play Smash Brothers 64 with your friends as long as you don’t let anyone be Pikachu.”

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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you beat something that is already dead to death?🤔

    I guess the headcrabs are alive still

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    • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Zombies are basically undying from mtg.

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People who post ridiculous stories like this should be required to post about the aftermath.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dont know why, but I can’t stop thinking of it as deertussy. Why my brain is inserting a “t” Im not sure.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What about a deeznussy?

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• C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All avoidable, if people knew how to behave properly. You are about to enter somebodys place, what should you do? Fucking knock.

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• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  youtu.be/tVbM2s3GfBY

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  • anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mystery youtube link with no preview, thumbnail, or title

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    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its just youtube. Don’t be a pansy.

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