Look up how much furfeak artists get paid. That number should settle them down.
Anon is an artist
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Etterra@discuss.online 11 hours ago
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Kid should have told the mother that he was studying to be a vet. I know a fella who works three months a year (during the breeding season), and for each little slice he makes in a doe, he nets somewhere between $300-$1000. A single rich rancher can have dozens or hundreds of deer that they want to selectively breed to get bigger, more ‘prize-worthy’ bucks that can fetch a high hunting fee for folks willing to pay for it. All the feller has to do is the last step of the IVF, not even the semen collection bit, so he shows up, works for about a week at each ranch, and moves on.
It’s mind boggling how much money he brings in.
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Can you provide me with a query that would get me this information? Because furfeak (probably misspelled but this is really outside of my knowledge realm) does not yield many relevant results
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
I’ve seen people asking for up to $500 for a commission. It was a pretty intricate commission, but they obviously get it. The ones that I just can’t believe are the very obvious character drawn naked, and then some clothes are added on top. Then a streamer style bullshit goes on where after they get X amount of money, a piece of clothing is removed. I’ve seen people, in an aggregate, toss thousands at those. Boggles my mind.
taiyang@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
While this is probably fake, I did have a momentary recollection of my preteen days on the living room family computer surfing warez sites and, while my mom was visiting (me living with my dad), big ol’ horsecock popped up on a pop-up ad. She uh, she had a reaction. But, like a fucking normal person, I just explained that happens sometimes when you’re pirating shit.
Yes, I’m old, this story is pre-ublock and no script, and before torrents were a thing. Pre-limewire too? Actually hol’up, how did 10 year old me know about warez…? Lol
Tracaine@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 hours ago
I didn’t even know what it was supposed to mean. Pronounced it like it was a German word.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 16 hours ago
The days of downloading a movie, and having to watch some of it in private first to make sure it wasn’t porn labeled wrongly.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
…. Or Chechen rebel beheading videos disguised as porn
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
It could be real. I’m an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.
…I don’t still live with my parents however.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
What a time to be alive
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Could be, though it’s not so much the type of inspiration so much as the lack of safeguards most people would have in place. I studied art for a bit before switching majors and know full well how important reference material is. Life drawing has nude human models, after all, so why not deer vagina?
Although getting a live deer to pose for your class would be rather difficult, hehe.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
what is with the adversity on this website to the human vagina
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
> human
MTK@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
My first thought was “why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?” So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Just tell her it’s art.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I fucking love @booboosenchan
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Eww it’s all shots and tiktok things :c
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
This is genius
k0e3@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
That was my risky click of the day. Thanks for sharing that! Also, thank you for the info about etymologynerd. I’m a translator and absolutely love that field. I’ll have to check out their content and their book!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Don’t want to get unalived for calling someone a PDF file.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I dont know why, but I can’t stop thinking of it as deertussy. Why my brain is inserting a “t” Im not sure.
Hupf@feddit.org 6 hours ago
What about a deeznussy?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that’s the only out for someone who’s drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
the more niche a fetish is, the more money there can potentially be made because there’s no creators that “Create” in it. hence theres an inverse relationship to mainstream fetish and how much a typical content creator for it makes.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Well, the people who want your art also have to both exist and have money to pay you if you want to make money. There’s probably a sweet spot. I’m not sure what it is, but the money to be made probably declines after a point.
TheBat@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Fuck yeah capitalism! 🤑
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 17 hours ago
Once my dad walked in on me beating zombies to death in half life (the original)
He said as long as it doesn’t give me nightmares I can play it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Mine was you can play GTA just don’t kill the hookers.
“But they have the most mone”
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Killing normal people is perfectly fine, but not the hookers, son!
TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Mine was “you can play Smash Brothers 64 with your friends as long as you don’t let anyone be Pikachu.”
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 15 hours ago
Can you beat something that is already dead to death?🤔
I guess the headcrabs are alive still
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Zombies are basically undying from mtg.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 21 hours ago
People who post ridiculous stories like this should be required to post about the aftermath.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Mystery youtube link with no preview, thumbnail, or title
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Its just youtube. Don’t be a pansy.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 hours ago
tfw you live with your parents, the door isn’t locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door and you’re drawing extra-spicy porn
anon is an idiot.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
anon is posting on 4chan
anon is an idiot
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
anon’s parents are idiots for raising them with no secure personal personal space. I know of no more certain way to churn out a certified freak.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 13 hours ago
My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that’s the only out for someone who’s drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.