“What did you do on Epstein Island, Steven?”
Let's hear it, little lemmings.
Submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 days ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Studied young black holes.
kureta@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
God dammit!
Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 3 days ago
How about Tesla and Edison halfway thru I hold down Edison so Tesla can give him an ass whooping.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
Leonardo. We both are AuDHD so it’ll be a semi-productive 3 hours.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
i would imagine interview with leonardo could help historians quite a lot.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Why does only “Leonardo” get the first name
Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s the full name he had at birth.
He was an illegitimate child, his father, Ser Piero, acknowledged him later so he became Leonardo di ser Piero “da Vinci” meaning “from Vinci” came later.
Zaptosis@monero.town 2 days ago
Newton, because he was a revolutionary thinker for his time & it would be most fulfilling to just show him the wonders of the modern world & see the excitement in his eyes. Their all way to smart for me to gain any scientific knowledge of value that others hadn’t already, so might as well make Newtons day & show him some cool stuff.
Tinidril@midwest.social 2 days ago
Newton had massive social adjustment issues and deep religious convictions. I’m not so sure he would react well to the modern world.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 day ago
Tesla or Curie I think
tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 days ago
I think Feynman would be interesting based on the videos of him I've seen. It probably also aligns best with where my knowledge is. Einstein is probably too theoretical and too much math I don't know (or have long forgotten in the decades since I learnt it).
I have zero Polish and my French is mostly forgotten so Curie is out, though she would be my second choice of those listed (I don't recall if she spoke English off-hand).
im_me_but_better@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
But we have so many “quotes” from Einstein. It would be fun to go one by one asking if he really said that.
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 3 days ago
Feels like there is an imposter between those eight scientific greats
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Damn pigeonfucker.
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 3 days ago
I’m speaking of the elephant killer
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Davinci, Einstein, and Skłodowska-Curie
i want to have a walk with Davinci and see how he sees the world
i want to vibe with Einstein and see how well we click (i think he’d be a good friend)
and i want to chillout with Skłodowka-Curie and chat in Polish about stuff
i like science, but i’m nowhere near a level where i could make a conversation about their passions they’d find interesting, so i’m happy to listen and see their mind work
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 days ago
You don’t get to pick 3. Which is the top one?
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
oh dang i misread the prompt. hmmm, well, if i can understand Davinci’s Italian then him, if not, then Skłodowska-Curie. though we have many Davinci’s journals time is time, things get misplaced, lost, forgotten, i’d love to know if he’s written something nobody’s ever found. Skłodowska-Curie as amazing as she is has written down all of her work, no mystery there
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Curie, obviously.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
But from behind a lead lined window, please
bbb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Newton so we could talk about both being life-long virgins.
demizerone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Which one has more therapist training? 😂
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
None said these 3 hours are for free. Actual therapist may still be cheaper ;c
individual@toast.ooo 3 days ago
none; boring AF.
dihutenosa@piefed.social 3 days ago
AI deepfake? Meh.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
It’s definitely Newton for me, I wanna know how far he really got on the Philosopher’s Stone!
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Even putting aside the science, Einstein just seems like he was a really good dude. I feel like he’d be a chill person to hang with.
FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Yes exactly. Plus he was literally a socialist. I think I’d enjoy chatting with him the most.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’d almost be worried about being disappointed. He has been portrayed very favorably. Was he really like that though…
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
He was an outspoken civil rights advocate, even back in the 1940s. Seems like a pretty rad dude to me.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Tesla, I want to know all he knows.
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Tesla, to check on many mysteries (totally not to get actual death ray).
Or maybe Skłodowska-Curie, to get self radiated.
Or Bphr, for beer.
Alloi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
hawking may try to finger you.
Tinidril@midwest.social 2 days ago
I may let him.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Da Vinci, I will show him modern technology and get his opinion. Actually I’d just show him planes and tanks.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
No Turing?
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
I would love the chance to make fun of Feynman for 3 hours
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 days ago
Probably Leonardo. I’d love to hear him recount how many models he fucked while wearing his signature bandana
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 3 days ago
If I wanted three hours of being reminded that I’m not the sharpest tack in the box, I can just go talk to my wife.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Hawking. No chair.
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Newton to talk about philosophy Leonardo to talk about art Feynman to tell each other funny jokes about lock picking and messing with people; hate each other at approximately 2:15, not enough time for fist fight, ah well
woodenghost@hexbear.net 3 days ago
Definitely not Feynman. He developed his whole public clown persona only to distract from his guilt over participating in mass murder. Curie was literally to radioactive to safely get anywhere near to. Her remains are sealed in lead. Which of the other ones had least toxic masculinity?
drath@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No love for my boy Newton?
mstrk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Leonardo for sure! I want to know if his 4 hour cicle was true and did he manage to do do it. Did it actually helped with his studies, art and inventions?
Ok we can also talk about Mona if we have time.