A GPT that doesn’t destroy the climate by creating digital pollution?
Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
Submitted 2 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Her name is Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence (VIKI). She enslaves the human race, thus saving the planet from climate catastrophe:
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Props for finding one that isn’t generated.
SpongeBob fish pointing and saying “that’s what we’ve been waiting for”
Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This is actually the first thing I thought of; I was really confused there for a sec. Then I realized AI exists…
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A pillow with the perfect height and that doesn’t flatten after a week of use.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I chased this for a while. One was never enough, two too many. Got gifted pillows by my wife a couple times, nothing ever worked. Finally found one, and it’s been huge. We also put a pad on top of our mattress, and don’t know if it’s the combination of that plus the pillow, but for the last few years I’ve used just this one pillow, and it’s been great. I take it with me when we go somewhere for a night.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of course I know him, he is me.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This is a small one, but can you please make it so that all menu descriptions actually list all the major dish components so I’m never surprised by secret onions or mustard again?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How about world peace?
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.
CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds good to me!
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Okay, I have now frozen time in the universe. Peaceful eons pass and I move to a parallel universe to escape the boredom:
CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goddammit! You know what I mean
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All life is eradicated. Nothing more peaceful than a cold lifeless rock sailing through space
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Thanks for illustrating the point. I wish that didn’t happen, so that all life was not eradicated.
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Gimme that lich thaumaturgist package, with a polar mountain tower built on a leyline convergence 50 levels up and 50 down. I’ve got a lot of astral projecting I want to do
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You astral project successfully, but the astral realm is filled with horrors beyond your comprehension. They note your presence…
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
tja@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I would like to have enough money that I don’t have to work anymore
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto’s Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
_Bit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A dragon.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.
_Bit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
this is optional
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 acres of woodland in the Appalachian Mountains. With a small house on it. Could be 1 room like an old style cabin.
I wanna leave all the bullshit behind. Raise a garden and maybe a few goats and chickens.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You are transported to a homestead deep within the Appalachian Mountains. You see seeds, goats, chickens, some tools, a shed, and a small house. The homestead is magically separated from the rest of the world. You are doomed to survive by the fruit of your toil, stranded for decades without electricity or modern conveniences:
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds like heaven.
And I’d survive just fine. I was raised in a similar situation. Third world poor in the US. I can raise a garden. I can hunt and forage. I can make a bow and arrows. I can tan hides for leather. I know the basics of blacksmithing.
te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello wise one,
I find the Earth’s gravity of 9.80665m/s² a bit much. Sometimes my back hurts from standing too long, and the general weight of existence sits heavy on my shoulders.
Can you make it a bit more comfortable please. Maybe 9.80664?
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You find yourself suddenly 3 meters up in the air, which is sufficient to change your personal gravitational acceleration by 0.00001 m/s^2. As you can imagine, it is not fun to fall 3 meters. You do anyway.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Sure, I have now reduced the Earth’s gravity to 9.80664% of it’s previous value (i.e., ~0.96m/s²) by removing material in the Earth’s core and mantle. Everything on Earth now weighs less than on the moon. Earthquakes shake the planet, massive fissures swallow cities whole, and the atmosphere begins to disperse into the vacuum of space. Humans barely have enough time to escape to the moon and Mars: the vast majority are left behind. On the bright side, your back no longer hurts:
te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks that’s perfect, my back feels great.
If I’m allowed another wish, can I get a space suit? Ideally ASAP
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, Gandalf the Pink. Is that what happens if the Balrog gets you a second time?
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That is, canonically, almost exactly what Saruman’s robes are supposed to look like:
“I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours…” - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beebabe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Beebabe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really want one
DrCake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
DrCake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
jimmux@programming.dev 2 months ago
Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids use them without helmets:
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 2 months ago
Births are now even more painful with all the baby’s just blasting out of there with their jetpacks
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I’m here for the wizardposting
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I want my mortgage to be paid off.
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You’ve been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Y’know what? Not the worst idea I’ve heard.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Done. You now have a desire for your mortgage to be paid off. (Reading this comment, you feel the intensity of the feeling has increased ever so slightly.)
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh good. More stress.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some spaghetti please!
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
On the internet, no one will know you’ve been turned into spaghetti.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
100 tacos for $100 deal at the local shack
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The printers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing run wild printing money; the Federal Reserve distributes the money across the country. Hyperinflation like the United States has never seen drives the prices of goods and services up 90%. The $100 tacos now cost $1000. You may still choose to purchase them, however:
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
90% of $100 is $90. So the tacos are $190, or $1.90 each. Still a solid deal.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
2 kittens
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Eight people are now standing in your living room; it’s two pairs of the alternative rock band “Kitten”. Looking at their other selves, they start panicking:
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
very entertaing ill take it
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 months ago
youtu.be/9x7r1er6Ljw Kitten 2 are such doodoo heads.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it 🤔
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
i’d want my mother back, please
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Suddenly, you hear crying at your door. You open the door, look down, and there in a wicker basket is a baby: it’s your mother. You have your mother back as an infant and you may now raise her:
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Brutal.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
would be cool for me :)
Icantdraw@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Enough money to live peacefully at all times
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Some berries that won’t go moldy in 2 days please
macncheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everybody’s got to fart loudly once a day in front of people.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Happiness
CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
There are too many possible things to ask
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I wanna be my fursona.
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
everyone can now shape-shift. this has always been the case.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
While youre at it could you whip me up a post-scarcity fully-automated utopia real quick?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cured, and war became unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise–pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.
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Karl@programming.dev 2 months ago
The future that will probably not happen, or I certainly wouldn’t know.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Had me in the first half. Nice hack. Why rewrite reality when you can just send one person to the mirror universe?