My meows are realistic enough that it attracted the attention of a strolling cat who looked disappointed before moving on. Further meows were ineffective.
Discussion Thread 🐞 Monday 30 June
Submitted 2 months ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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bacon@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
FUCKING DONE. 12 FUCKING HOURS IN OFFICE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I am not getting less than 4 hours of Simon time tonight. I refuse to go home and just crash. Fuck that.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
The Seagoon has landed.
It’s like a jump in Sliders, it looks the same in nearly everyway , just has these little differences.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
7.5 hours to go.
Kill me now. Why can’t I be a spoilt housecat instead of the slave of one :(
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I will always find the look a cat gives you when you accidentally touch them after they’ve cleaned themselves utterly hilarious.
Just absolute disdain lol
Eagle@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Accidentally? We do that for shits and giggles!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
rub them the wrong way
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Just dropped a coffee mug whilst doing the dishes. It smashed on the tiles. Was one of the ones I liked. Boo-hoo.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Fuck. Did you stare at it until you realised you can’t put Humpty back together again?
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Yes, accompanied by a vague moan.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Noooooo!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
3 hours. Now that the stores are closed, they’ll attempt their IT requirements.
Here comes the tsunami
Duenan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
You can do it! Not long to go now!
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Damn stabbing bra wire!
Thought I’d found somebody’s missing cat today, but sadly not.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I’m now curious how the whole cat thing went down. Did you kidnap a random cat and now don’t know who it belongs to? Did you have a delusional moment where you thought you found a cat but it turned out to be a pair of balled up socks in reality?
Catfish@aussie.zone 2 months ago
😹 there was a random cat in my yard yesterday annoying my boys through the window.I took pics. This morning somebody put up a lost post that looked the same, but after extra detailed pattern analysis of the two it was not the right cat. Sadness.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
YL walks in and says “What is this song I keep singing?” I listen, I answer “Air Supply. All out of love”. She walks out and I hear a tiny “fuck”.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Let the 12 hour day begin :(
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Boo
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Was tired but now can’t sleep. Been scrolling Imgur, looking at real estate I fantasize about buying, clearing emails and quiet stuff on my phone. At least it’s lovely and quiet.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Ok, what’s everyone’s guess on the verdict of the mushroom trial?
Mine is: Not Guilty
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Not guilty would mean she’ll be in the media for years to come.
Hoping for guilty in that case.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Not guilty means she didn’t intend on deliberate deaths.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Guilty, but she’ll get away with it because reasonable doubt.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Hung jury. All 12 jurors have to agree and come to a unanimous verdict for not guilty or for guilty. So I think it likely that there’ll be a hung jury and a re-trial at some later date. Which will be even more of a shit show.
Such a pity the Scottish law verdict of ‘not proven’ is not available here in Victoria. Which basically means We know you done it but there’s no evidence.
I do think the r/deathcapdinner mob (and I chose that word deliberately) need to be reminded of the basic human right of being innocent until proven guilty.
tone212_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Not guilty. I do think she did it but the evidence / case against her isn’t strong enough.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Yeah, I reckon this as well. There’s enough room for doubt. But the astounding amount of lies and possible lies is just mental. I have so many questions!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I think she wanted to make them ill but not kill. There’s no evidence to say she intended on killing.
r/DeathCapDinner are gonna lose their shit if it doesn’t come back guilty. 🍿
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I’m predicting a hung jury.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I too think she’s guilty, or a little bit guilty. She’ll get off because of something something imo.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Is it too late for Vera to step in?
just_kitten@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Hoping for guilty, realistically think there’s a good chance of not guilty. I haven’t followed it in detail but it just seems like there’s enough room for doubt…
Either way, Erin Patterson is never going to live a normal life ever again after this
Duenan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Guilty I think.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I made this for breakfast yesterday. I’m not sure what to call it. Slow cooked marinated lamb, fried onion, and scrambled egg on pita with chilli sauce. It needed something to wake up the flavour. I like chilli sauce, but it was slightly overpowering and made the dish one dimensional.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Worcestershire sauce would be my go to rather than chilli. Complex, tangy and not heavy on the tongue. But then I am going through a love affair with worcestershire sauce rn so don’t mind me.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I don’t really reach for that as often as I should.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 2 months ago
It’s delicious on sautéed spinach leaves
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Jeez I really need to up my breakfast game.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I’d call that hangover food. Go with garlic sauce next time.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Noted. The garlic sauce could give it the punch it needs.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 months ago
A good sprinkle of zaatar and dollop of sour cream or yoghurt. Some cherry tomatoes would give a bit of sweetness.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Definitely will try that. Thanks
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I watched Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and it confirmed to me how precious Americans are. The ship is in a state of anarchy and they were more concerned about how long they can hold out for before they needed to shit into a biohazard bag.
The highlight for me was when a crew member described the state of the dunnies. (Not verbatim) "There was poo. A layer of toilet paper. Poo. Toilet paper. Poo. It was like a lasagne.
I couldn’t stop laughing. 5/5 hobbits
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
At bush doofs we used to call using a poo filled port-a-loo as “Mr Whippy” due to the stack.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Fuck 😂 😂 😂
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 2 months ago
We saw that, definitely 5/5 hobbits. How about the people taking Imodium so they didn’t poo…for days?! It’s put me off ever going on a cruise, though
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 months ago
If it’s any consolation, that cruise caused many of the big cruises to install back up generators onboard their ships 😂 and have secondary engine rooms!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Yeah. I would’ve found a dark corner somewhere instead. (Not in my cabin though)
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Happy EOFY to all those who celebrate 🙏
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
There will not be time to celebrate. Just sayin.
Have been saving a very upmarket choc bunny from Easter to eat tonight when all the shenanigans of EOFY are over (FINALLY!!!). May indulge in a few champers too.
Then all the stuff that our clients have been saving up ‘for the new FY’ will hit on Tuesday/Wednesday.
Pray for me.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I will pray for you. Please pray for me as I have another 19 hours to work over the next 36.
Aaaaaargh.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
5 hours to go. Urghhhh Apparently I’m going to have a PT issue in the morning that will lead to me sleeping in an extra hour!
How fortuitous!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
The pizza is in the oven. The smell is divine.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
So close now.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I’ve had the Postman Pat theme tune banging around in my head all afternoon. He seems quite content. A nice cat, a cruisy stable job, friendly people. I envy him
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 months ago
People say that the weather is boring small talk. However, since many kids believe things like rain is teardrop shaped, or heavier things sink and lighter things float, I’ve been reading quite a bit of physics and earth science stuff, and it’s so cool and weird how we have clouds and rain and other weather phenomenona. How does lightning happen? Thunder? Natural disasters?
It’s so weird that we exist on a land with these things, and I am dying to learn more. I wish I had studied this stuff earlier. But I guess it’s not too late. Excitement ensues.
I love learning when it’s for fun and not for grades.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I have BBQ chicken pizza planned for dinner tonight and I’m really looking forward to it. What does everyone else have on the dinner menu?
Duenan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Has anyone tried out this butter chicken sauce from Aldi?
I don’t know if it’s spicy because it has chilli powder listed in its ingredients.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
good night everyone, 😘😘😘
StudChud@aussie.zone 2 months ago
My hair has grown to that annoying length where it pokes me in the eyes. Too short to tie it all back without still having a mop at the front, and clipping it back… I need more clips than I possess due to it’s wavy chaotic nature.
But I don’t want to cut it, I want to grow it out longer, so here I am whinging lol
just_kitten@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Every so often, ABC Classic sneaks some absolutely chaotic, almost avant-garde orchestral noise stuff in the middle of the work day and it makes the afternoon slump feel even more torturous and confusing. !@$&-!!!:&($-:($"'((?!??!
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Dog keeps peeing in the house. We have established that it’s probably a separation anxiety or boredom thing, because he does it when no one’s home. He has a dog door to go outside of. So he shall go on a longer walk and if that doesn’t work then I’m not sure.
bacon@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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I have a hair type that’s difficult to get dry/takes a long time even after being towel dried and combed, so the cheap Kmarget hairdryer overheats and shuts down while half my head is wet. Often repeatedly.
Can anyone recommend a decent hairdryer that still has a reasonable budget? I’m thinking a basic workhorse under $50. No special features needed.
(Not really in the market for brushes or tools or things for a styling blow dry, I just need a dryer that will let me rough dry my roots with my fingers so my scalp isn’t sitting damp for a long time.)
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I’m off to the airport, see youse guys real soon 🥰
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Have fun with the hobbits!!!
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Rate the hobbits out of hobbits
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Take care :)
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Have fun!
Duenan@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Bon Yovage!
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 months ago
✈️
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Safe travels! Weather not looking good here for next few days so jelly you’re going to NZ!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Eeeek, I’m so excited for you!! Safe travels!
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Have a safe trip!!!
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Have a nice relaxing time 🙏🧊😬