Choose a number, 1-5!

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

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• Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth.

  I’m going 4.

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• RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2

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• weariedfae@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 but 3 would do as a second tier choice if 2 was dirty.

  Also whoever said the tines of 2 and the handle of 5 is correct.

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Came here thinking I’d be the odd man out by saying #2, I’m pleasantly surprised.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

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  • Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My guess is neurodivergents tend to be more militant in our preferences because the factors that affect the choice weigh a lot heavier on us. Like how loud crowded areas aren’t really pleasant for anyone, but it can be down right crippling for neurodivergents because of how severe the over stimulation is.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wrong sub. Post here

  lemmynsfw.com/c/ifyouhadtopickone

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• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

  In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

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• CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think 5

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  • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No, that’s clearly a spoon shape.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Spork

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• fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My partner has ADHD and autism and they swear by 5. That’s IKEA’s cheap fork and in our house I’m forced to use all the other forks (which are better so whatever). In their words: “all the other ones are too pointy”. I don’t fucking know.

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2. Neurodivergent’s what?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Neurodivergent is which

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  4

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    4 gang!!

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• Wutchilli@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 No discussion, the weight, the smoothness, ist all about how they lay in the Hand.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1 - the tines on it are plenty long and it’s narrower than most of the others

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• ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those all look horrible, mine’s better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  5, obviously

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• Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

  I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.

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  • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

    Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

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    • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.

      We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also when the tines have like sharp corners from the stamping — ick. I’m not a machine, sir. Please do be keeping ur industrial design away from my mouth. ;x

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It’s okay to seek help.

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  • LillaApan@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3 is even worse

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You 2-people are insane. It’s clearly fork number five.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Maybe if you have baby hands.

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hard to say. It’s 1 or 3.

  2 has an annoying bulbous handle that upsets the balance, 5 is an utter nightmare of awful.

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• shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i only eat spoons, they taste better

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Makes perfect sense to me

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2. The other handle shapes look awful

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• tehWrapper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 or 5

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• Thoven@lemdro.id ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like none of them

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it’s 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round.

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Definitely not 5 because it looks like it’s trying to be a spoon, but you can’t eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it’d take a long time).

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• sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t like any of them

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• ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

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