Same reason Howl’s castle moves.
Why didn't *I* think of that?
Submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 days ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 days ago
And those cities in that one movie
mannycalavera@feddit.uk 6 days ago
You wouldn’t think it from that gloomy picture but Ambleside is a really nice town. Top visit!
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I assumed that was just how the UK looked most of the time.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk 6 days ago
There is the occasional day or two a year where the sun has been observed…
Mantelmann@feddit.org 5 days ago
Can confirm, incredibly lovely place to exist in and go hiking. And when I was there recently, every day except the first one was incredibly bright and sunny; I almost felt robbed of the essential british experience.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 6 days ago
So… Did it work? Asking for a friend
Aux@feddit.uk 5 days ago
There were loads of bridge houses in the UK.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 6 days ago
Not that this is one, but the medieval bridges with houses either side of the street would probably look super cool these days :3
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 6 days ago
They would look super cool? They do look super cool!
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 6 days ago
True :3… I just wasn’t aware of any that weren’t demolished x3
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I actually like seeing people live versions of my dream, cuz at least somebody is lol.
Shou@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This ^
Honestly. Jelousy is one thing, seeking to destroy someone out of it is another. It’e better to become friends, and see if you can learn something from them. Or perhaps network for luck.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
you could probably pull this off with a boat nowadays.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
No property tax on a boat but property tax on my '94 Corolla? What kinda damn bullshit…
umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
i cant even sleep on my old bike, and i still have property tax to pay for it.
bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 days ago
Not quite. Boats need to be registered with the environmental agency, there’s mooring fees, and licenses from the canals and rivers trust (the is the UK after all), and probably some more I haven’t found yet.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 days ago
cruisingthecut.co.uk/…/council-tax-for-canal-boat…
No council tax, but instead pay roughly the same amount each year to the Canal & River Trust or other water authorities.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is why very old houses in Louisiana had no closets - your property tax was assessed on the basis of how many closets you had. Also, they liked spelling “armoire”.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
In many places it was based on the number of windows, or on the width of the street facing façade… leading to odd styles of construction. It’s been a game of cat and mouse for quite some time.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Someone explain to me how this tax loophole works…I need to know.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 days ago
Pro tip: build your house in an alternate dimension, and no one will make you pay taxes; although the commute is somewhat inconvenient.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A Douglas Adams tier comment. Congratulations.
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Looks like no land tax because the house is not on land. The river undoubtedly is town/city property, so taxation of the land wouldn’t work.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ah, so this is why all land in the US extends to a body of water center.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Guess the river is the boarder between different tax systems so on the bridge you avoid both. Hard to implement in the modern day I guess
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
I’ll give my shiniest nickel to whoever can tell me if and when a land tax started being enforced.
bstix@feddit.dk 5 days ago
Give your nickel to Wikipedia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_tax
Tl;dr: 6000 BCE in ancient Iraq. It predates money, so they’d pay in whatever they used the land for.
bigFab@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Beautiful
sirico@feddit.uk 6 days ago
London bridge used to be a big version of this
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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Before it fell down?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Before it burned
copd@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You guys should try visiting Florence, Italy.
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wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
The bridge town is pretty cool, until the Tenosians show up and throw the nobles off of it.
~Reference ~
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
As if nobles can’t be thrown off of their castles and spires on land too. At least maybe that way they can try and dive, try that in Scotland on a huge…tract of land!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It was very common to build on bridges in European cities. Seeing the river was rare. There are a few subsisting examples, but most houses are gone.