Same reason Howl’s castle moves.
Why didn't *I* think of that?
Submitted 5 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And those cities in that one movie
mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
You wouldn’t think it from that gloomy picture but Ambleside is a really nice town. Top visit!
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I assumed that was just how the UK looked most of the time.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
There is the occasional day or two a year where the sun has been observed…
Mantelmann@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Can confirm, incredibly lovely place to exist in and go hiking. And when I was there recently, every day except the first one was incredibly bright and sunny; I almost felt robbed of the essential british experience.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
So… Did it work? Asking for a friend
Aux@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
There were loads of bridge houses in the UK.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Not that this is one, but the medieval bridges with houses either side of the street would probably look super cool these days :3
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
They would look super cool? They do look super cool!
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
True :3… I just wasn’t aware of any that weren’t demolished x3
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
you could probably pull this off with a boat nowadays.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
No property tax on a boat but property tax on my '94 Corolla? What kinda damn bullshit…
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
i cant even sleep on my old bike, and i still have property tax to pay for it.
bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Not quite. Boats need to be registered with the environmental agency, there’s mooring fees, and licenses from the canals and rivers trust (the is the UK after all), and probably some more I haven’t found yet.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
cruisingthecut.co.uk/…/council-tax-for-canal-boat…
No council tax, but instead pay roughly the same amount each year to the Canal & River Trust or other water authorities.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I actually like seeing people live versions of my dream, cuz at least somebody is lol.
Shou@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This ^
Honestly. Jelousy is one thing, seeking to destroy someone out of it is another. It’e better to become friends, and see if you can learn something from them. Or perhaps network for luck.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is why very old houses in Louisiana had no closets - your property tax was assessed on the basis of how many closets you had. Also, they liked spelling “armoire”.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In many places it was based on the number of windows, or on the width of the street facing façade… leading to odd styles of construction. It’s been a game of cat and mouse for quite some time.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Someone explain to me how this tax loophole works…I need to know.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
Pro tip: build your house in an alternate dimension, and no one will make you pay taxes; although the commute is somewhat inconvenient.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A Douglas Adams tier comment. Congratulations.
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Looks like no land tax because the house is not on land. The river undoubtedly is town/city property, so taxation of the land wouldn’t work.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ah, so this is why all land in the US extends to a body of water center.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Guess the river is the boarder between different tax systems so on the bridge you avoid both. Hard to implement in the modern day I guess
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I’ll give my shiniest nickel to whoever can tell me if and when a land tax started being enforced.
bstix@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
Give your nickel to Wikipedia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_tax
Tl;dr: 6000 BCE in ancient Iraq. It predates money, so they’d pay in whatever they used the land for.
bigFab@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Beautiful
sirico@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
London bridge used to be a big version of this
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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Before it fell down?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Before it burned
copd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You guys should try visiting Florence, Italy.
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wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
The bridge town is pretty cool, until the Tenosians show up and throw the nobles off of it.
~Reference ~
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
As if nobles can’t be thrown off of their castles and spires on land too. At least maybe that way they can try and dive, try that in Scotland on a huge…tract of land!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It was very common to build on bridges in European cities. Seeing the river was rare. There are a few subsisting examples, but most houses are gone.