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Discussion Thread 🦆 Monday 31 March 2025

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago⁊ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁊ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁊

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    So a few months ago I stole an extreme;y expensive car from hard rubbish which I hoped would be a nice gift to bro and sil and their baby to be but it has gone back to hard rubbish 1 door down :(

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    Have to tilt your head to the right for next vid… working on it but WEEEEE! still worked… they’re loss.

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Really living up to your username.

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Their loss mate. I’d drive that to work tomorrow if I could :)

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      It looks like it would be terrific fun 🙂

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Ah the ol’ push start. Memories.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Had a nap after my whinge (thank you for your kind words 💜💜), then went to Savers and got two shirts for partner’s new job, and two pairs of jeans for myself for under $50 in total.

    Then got a massive haul of groceries from Aldi. I transferred $120 to my paying card but it only cost ~$50 all up for all of it. Stuck in the expensive Colesworth mind lol

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    • TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Winning!

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Sleep study night. I am connected to all the wires. Time to try to sleep. Night all

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Goodnight, hope you can get some answers!

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      No idea how anyone can sleep at all with all those wires and things. Luck!

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I want to work, and yet no one gets back to me after my last round of applications.

    I need a freakin job so I can afford driving lessons so I can actually get a job as an animal attendant. Oh, but I need 2 years experience to do basic sandwich making or retail ffs.

    I’m almost at the point of selling my soul back to call centre work, but thought of doing that again is making me fucking sick - tied to a desk and phone, unable to leave it, power-tripping team leaders and abusive, masturbating customers. UGH! I don’t think my mental health could take it.

    /Endwhingingrant

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      You have more than 2 years experience - this requirement is basically about getting to work on time on all scheduled days. Industry irrelevant.

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      We’ll lie for you as your old bosses.

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      masturbating customers

      Jeez.

      I should really find a new hobby

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      You have 5 years experience.

      You have ALWAYS had 5 years experience.

      😉

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    weekend away was a huge success. Everything was smooth with the van and kiddo had the best time so alls well that ends well.

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Where go?

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      • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        just down to cowes. under 2 hours from the south east so close to home if anything went wrong. honestly could spend a week on Philip island and not get bored.

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Hell yeah!!!

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    The patch is on and now my arm is itchy. Maybe I’ll put it on my leg next time where there’s a bit more meat. Or my arse cheek 😂

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      You can do it! Cravings apparently subside after 15 mins.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        Thanks mate. So far, so good 👍

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Sometimes I’d spank the patch a little during cravings, it’ll increase blood flow to the area (more nic absorbed) and it gives you something to do with your hands. The itch is normal.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        Is my arm meant to feel a bit funny like I’ve had an injection?

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      You got this 💪 I know it was mentioned the other day but just to reiterate, leaving it on overnight can cause extra dreaming, lighter sleep. I would always take mine off before I slept but then nice cravings would come back if I didn’t fall asleep fast enough 😭

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        I’ll do that 👍

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    We have a reply all fail. Brace yourselves.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      How funny is it?

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        Hilarious given it’s about Security

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      is that in an out of office autoreply loop

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        Not yet…

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  • underwatermagpies@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    A suicidal jam jar leapt out of the pantry to its doom on the tiles. Red sticky jammy glass everywhere. Great fun to clean up.

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Oh dear. I hope it was not too full.

      This possibly happened to maintain the balance of jam jar karma within the DT, as I had the good fortune to pick up a good (empty) jam jar from the food cupboard this morning, The universe added to my jam jar collection and took from yours.

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      • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        This does not account for the jam, or the karmic effect incurred in cleaning up the mess. Which is a very high value as sticky jam plus glass splinters is major. Jam by itself - wipe it up. Glass by itself - sweep/vac & blutack. Both, however, is an existential crisis as the mess can neither be wiped nor swept. Even rubber gloves are not safe from the splinters. And don’t even mention the vacuum cleaner.

        On the other hand, underwater magpies has incurred a major karmic benefit in cleaning it up. This far outweighs the serendipitous collection of a clean empty jar. I wonder how the universe will balance the scales.

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I’m actually keen for an early night. Hang out with fluffball and read for a while.

    Goodnight all ❤️

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I have committed to organising the lasers for the sixteenth birthday party. Synthwave is the brief.

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    • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Pew pew

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      cool

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Assignments due in 10, 14, 16, 20 and 21 days. I will not procrastinate anymore. I feel like I’ve almost left the 10 days one too late. Time to break down each into steps and give meself some faux deadlines. I can do this.

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    • just_kitten@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      I don’t know what’s better, multiple small assignments or one big hugely scary one due at the end. Good luck to us both!!

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      • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        You’re almost at the finish line, go you!!

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      I wrote 5000 words in three days for my fourth year meta review submission draft date. You got this.

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      • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        That would’ve been stressful. Go you!

        Thanks, they’re like 2-3k words each so I will be bullshitting a lot.

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  • anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    So, Peter Khalil dropped in today.

    I went to the door expecting to have to shoo away a salesperson, and was so surprised that I couldn’t think of any good questions to ask at the time. I did say I wouldn’t be voting for Peter Dutton, though, so there’s that

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    • Nath@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      On paper, Wills is a blue-ribbon Labor seat - Bob Hawke’s old seat.
      But a third of voters there went Green in 2022. He should be getting out and meeting people/listening to them. They can’t take this seat for granted any more.

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      • anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        He did seem a little nervous that I might vote for the greens, lol

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    i have been marked by a needle

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    • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Show us your tats

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        god is omnicient, god has already seen it

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  • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    For me, just over three hours left of lentish. I may have some intoxicated morning rants hitting around eleven am tomorrow. Be forewarned.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Well done 👍

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  • just_kitten@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    The change of seasons has well and truly finally hit. Feeling a bit of a cold-ish headache from not adjusting to the temp difference properly and returning to a whole day of desktop work after ages… Gonna buy some soup, chug hot herbal tea, and have an early night. This will be my last long work week before I throw myself at uni hardcore.

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  • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I’ve been putting off getting my eyes checked for YEARS. I haven’t had an exam since I was in primary school. I’ve felt that I’ve needed glasses for a long time but haven’t wanted to pull the trigger because… Idk. There’s no going back once I officially know I need glasses or something? Anyway, I’m booked in for tomorrow morning, time to find out how cooked I am 🤓

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      The test/prescription is paid for by medicare, you don’t owe the company a purchase of a pair of glasses, they’ll try. If you’re only on a weak prescription, you can order a simple pair of spectacles on Zenni for very cheap.

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    • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      It makes a difference. I was like that initially but then I realised how much better I can see with my glasses on. You’ll be glad you did it

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    So after saying this work laptop sucks, I could buy it off work for $100 because the SSD is starting to fail. Switch it out for a new one and it would be right as rain again. It might be heavy and power hungry, but a deal’s a deal

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    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Dude $100 is sweet fuck all

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      • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        I think I’m going to do it. I’ve looked at the specs and similar laptops, plus what they must have gone for on the refurb market a couple of years ago. I could probably flip it on Marketplace and make a buck even after replacing the SSD

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Thus ends the Sunday night late night for the forseeable future.

    Goodnight all ❤️

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  • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Got tired of my yt-algo so I looked up how to delete my history, pretty easy actually. Hopefully whatever it re-learns about me doesn’t send my down a pile of right wing kak. I’ll need to watch a bunch of lindybeige and philosophy tube to refocus it on my interests.

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    • Nath@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Basic I know, but search for stuff you’re interested in. I get Aviation and Naval history, Some Marvel, whatever is going on at DashCams Australia, British Panel shows/Taskmaster and maybe some Star Wars/Trek stuff mostly.

      What you don’t click on matters as much as what you do. Oh, I always mark Shorts as “Not Interested”, even if I would actually be interested. I despise short-form videos and would disable them entirely if I could. I can kill them for 30 days at a time on my iPad.

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

      Mine seems pretty easy to train. It didn’t take much for it to start serving me up Jon Stewart, Robert Reich, Jesse Welles, Fairburn Films, retro comedy like Fast Forward and The D Generation and random stuff like this

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      • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

        I like hickok54 and forgotten weapons so I get every fucking gunfluencer with their stupid gun shows, like fuck off, I’ve got my two shows, I don’t need more, leave me alone.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    good night everyone, I’m beat 😘

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Does anyone know of an animal rescue or shelter that takes strays?

    The ones I’ve tried just say to contact the council and that’s not going to lead to a positive outcome.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    later dudes, 😘

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Vehicle finances are worked out and I have a short list of vehicles to look at on Wednesday. Hopefully number 1 on my list will be ok (and still available) and I don’t have to keep looking. I don’t really enjoy looking at cars. Don’t tell the salesmen, but I’ll probably pay more just so I can get it over and done with.

    The one I am looking at is just out of warranty period and is sold through a Ford dealership that offers a three year mechanical warranty on the used cars. Would it make sense for me to skip the vehicle inspection in this case?

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I’ve taken the next step in reducing Microsoft’s presence in my life: I’ve just notified my mother that I’m cancelling my subscription at the next renewal and she will be back on the free plan.

    It is not much of a sacrifice as I still have full access to all the programs through both work and uni, but I won’t be paying them (which was primarily for my cloud storage). I might look at LibreOffice at some point, but the main thing I use is a complicated spreadsheet for my budget and it is highly likely something will break if I try it in a different program.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Wide awake at a quarter to five. Loving this cool weather, the heavy doona is so comforting.

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I seem to have been cursed by smoke detectors. There is some humour in this one seemly being able to read a calendar.

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  • TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I tried a YT short recipie for dins tonight. Mostly for shits & giggles, but it worked. Chicken ‘fried’ in water. I used drumsticks cos cheeep so no weeping if I had to toss it. It was quite nice. Will do this again, but with the recommended wings. Sauce was gorgeous in texture but I should have used a tad bit more chili and less mustard. Worth trying.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    Today I saw a guy with a Simple Jack haircut.

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    I’ve removed and hidden that brick :/

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨months⁊ ago

    The pumpkins have been hand pollinated and buds/leaves wiped down where necessary. There were a few more female flowers open so I hope I get some fruit.

    I weighed the remaining foil pan down with a partial brick to prevent the wildlife water from tipping over but given my area I’m now wondering if that’s a good idea… one of the druggie fuckwits could impulsively throw that right through my window. It would be on camera so I could get them charged and have proof I wasn’t responsible for the damage but it’s still not a nice thought.

    My stomach is so angry -_- Being stressed all the time just doesn’t help. Having another test today.

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