How would you safely handle cleaning that up?
Maybe by picking up the largest pieces, scraping the jam up with an old credit card, and then mopping for the stickiness and tiniest shards?
Comment on Discussion Thread 🦆 Monday 31 March 2025
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 days agoThis does not account for the jam, or the karmic effect incurred in cleaning up the mess. Which is a very high value as sticky jam plus glass splinters is major. Jam by itself - wipe it up. Glass by itself - sweep/vac & blutack. Both, however, is an existential crisis as the mess can neither be wiped nor swept. Even rubber gloves are not safe from the splinters. And don’t even mention the vacuum cleaner.
On the other hand, underwater magpies has incurred a major karmic benefit in cleaning it up. This far outweighs the serendipitous collection of a clean empty jar. I wonder how the universe will balance the scales.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 days ago
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I went with picking up the biggest bits, then using a couple of containers from the recycling to scoop the worst of it. Then a few layers of paper towel and a gentle action on the worst bit, swept around the least jammy bits, and mopped. I’ll go back and vaccuum presently.
I don’t recommend giving it a go.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 2 days ago
May the whole DT find a really nice empty jam jar today. For this jar was unopened and full of quite nice strawberry jam.
I’ll have to do a second round of cleaning later, just in case. I’m not convinced I’ve got it all.