Good afternoon I choose vigilante justice.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  they parked IN the corral? they made their choice.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow, I’ve never seen that. I might just go around and collect all the loose carts just to put them behind that car.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      like, when you see someone with a good idea, it’s contagious

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Going to be real, considering the lot is empty this feels like a dementia or related condition thing.

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  • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can already hear the “I don’t want anyone to ding my doors” complaints.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I see someone has been buying into the concept of small, local change. Respect.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  never seen on of these that would fit a car, always have a rail in the middle

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  • Patquip@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like Costco

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    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That is 100% a Costco, and those parking lots are already godless places.

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe this one did have a rail!

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly. Dumb person (or lazy? I don’t know how full the closer spots are), but also bad design. If you make it wide enough, idiots might take advantage of it. Also, the center divider helps keep the carts aligned, so workers don’t have to go in there and turn around dozens of sideways carts…

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That puts this guy into a whole nother version of Satan.

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can guarantee they just throw every cart there in some random direction to get their car out.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s like the grocery store I go to where you have to put money in the carts to unlock and they all lock together.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’d make it 10x more annoying, but certainly still possible for them to be a dickhead about getting their car out. They’d just make it some other fuckers problem by chaining them in the middle of the lot.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reverse, mash the gas pedal. Wherever the carts skitter to, is where they land.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s a good way to fuck up your paint, and your drive train if one of them goes under.

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It absolutely infuriates me when people in the Costco parking lot don’t use the cart corrals, and just tip the front 2 wheels up on some curb. It’s so fucking lazy and selfish, but then that’s the Costco for you.

  Also, what kind of asswipe parks in the cart corral? Oh, right, Costco.

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That Audi became an Innie. Good ol’ Sudvegas.

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a great first step.

  Second step is popping back in the store and getting the cheapest bike chain locks, or wire locks for luggage, and attaching the trolleys, closest to the car, to each other and the coral. Three locks should do it.

  Third step would be even more vindictive. Maybe crossing some line, IDK. But whole in the shop, pick up some nails or thumbtacks. I’ll let what you do with the tacks be up to your imagination, but I’ll bet the driver won’t notice stuff on the ground behind the wheels in their rage over the locked trolleys.

  Fourth step, move your car so that the situation is observable, and wait. Do not let the driver know about your existence.

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    bruh

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Put wheel dollies under the car and wheel it into the cart storage area inside the store.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  None the corrals round here would even fit a bike

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Costco around here are that size. take up the whole spot and have no dividers.

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  • MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If it didn’t have a roof the one closest to my house would fit a car.

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• Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, where are we supposed to put them? ;)

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And Dutch angles.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Punctuation.

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Awesome :)

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