I see someone has been buying into the concept of small, local change. Respect.
Good afternoon I choose vigilante justice.
Submitted 3 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 months ago
never seen on of these that would fit a car, always have a rail in the middle
Patquip@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Looks like Costco
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That is 100% a Costco, and those parking lots are already godless places.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Maybe this one did have a rail!
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Exactly. Dumb person (or lazy? I don’t know how full the closer spots are), but also bad design. If you make it wide enough, idiots might take advantage of it. Also, the center divider helps keep the carts aligned, so workers don’t have to go in there and turn around dozens of sideways carts…
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 months ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
That puts this guy into a whole nother version of Satan.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I can guarantee they just throw every cart there in some random direction to get their car out.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe it’s like the grocery store I go to where you have to put money in the carts to unlock and they all lock together.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
That’d make it 10x more annoying, but certainly still possible for them to be a dickhead about getting their car out. They’d just make it some other fuckers problem by chaining them in the middle of the lot.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Reverse, mash the gas pedal. Wherever the carts skitter to, is where they land.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
That’s a good way to fuck up your paint, and your drive train if one of them goes under.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It absolutely infuriates me when people in the Costco parking lot don’t use the cart corrals, and just tip the front 2 wheels up on some curb. It’s so fucking lazy and selfish, but then that’s the Costco for you.
Also, what kind of asswipe parks in the cart corral? Oh, right, Costco.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 3 months ago
That Audi became an Innie. Good ol’ Sudvegas.
Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I mean, where are we supposed to put them? ;)
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
That’s a great first step.
Second step is popping back in the store and getting the cheapest bike chain locks, or wire locks for luggage, and attaching the trolleys, closest to the car, to each other and the coral. Three locks should do it.
Third step would be even more vindictive. Maybe crossing some line, IDK. But whole in the shop, pick up some nails or thumbtacks. I’ll let what you do with the tacks be up to your imagination, but I’ll bet the driver won’t notice stuff on the ground behind the wheels in their rage over the locked trolleys.
Fourth step, move your car so that the situation is observable, and wait. Do not let the driver know about your existence.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
bruh
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Put wheel dollies under the car and wheel it into the cart storage area inside the store.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
None the corrals round here would even fit a bike
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Costco around here are that size. take up the whole spot and have no dividers.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it didn’t have a roof the one closest to my house would fit a car.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Punctuation.
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Awesome :)
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And Dutch angles.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
they parked IN the corral? they made their choice.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Wow, I’ve never seen that. I might just go around and collect all the loose carts just to put them behind that car.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
like, when you see someone with a good idea, it’s contagious
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Going to be real, considering the lot is empty this feels like a dementia or related condition thing.
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I can already hear the “I don’t want anyone to ding my doors” complaints.