He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way

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  • Trilobite@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      the embarrassment killed him…

      F

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Community notes: take, Androids have no need to autofellatio.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.

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    • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ElectroBOOM: There is no free energy!

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh gosh I made a faux pas.

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  • Arcity@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?

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    • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, you’re right.

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?

  Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You gotta so some thinking with portals.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s penii all the way down

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.

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• djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.

  That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.

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  • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mr hands!!!

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Go fuck yourself doll licker

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• scbasteve7@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.

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• Kben@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

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  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, he died trying to suck your penis

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• Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

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• RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Weird Al-ass haircut

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s with the compliment?

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde

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    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What color is the hair in that photo?

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• Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His dick was in his mouth?

  Balls resting on his lips.

  He made it, hunhh?

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• motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma

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• TwentySeven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He came and he went

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only relatable thing hes ever done.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why’s he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?

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• surph_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

    I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.

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• Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday

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• rarbg@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tf is this picture even

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him

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• RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now this one is believable! Lol

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.

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• growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the “reality policing” business.

  That’s one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He’ll be missed! /s

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