Community notes: take, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.
Submitted 4 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/971c4201-b628-48c3-9556-b5d01171f454.jpeg
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someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 months ago
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ccunning@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s penii all the way down
bcgm3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
[deleted]BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
Arcity@feddit.nl 4 months ago
So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Nah, you’re right.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
coaxil@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Mr hands!!!
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Go fuck yourself doll licker
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 months ago
No, he died trying to suck your penis
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Weird Al-ass haircut
everett@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
What’s with the compliment?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
Kben@lemm.ee 4 months ago
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
What color is the hair in that photo?
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.
Mac@mander.xyz 4 months ago
The only relatable thing hes ever done.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Why’s he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
TwentySeven@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He came and he went
Nutteman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Now this one is believable! Lol
casmael@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest
rarbg@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Tf is this picture even
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I don’t know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the “reality policing” business.
That’s one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
It’s that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He’ll be missed! /s
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
Trilobite@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
the embarrassment killed him…
F