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Good morning I choose frosted strawberry.

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As someone else on the train, it was disturbing to see.

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        should have marked it nsfw

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t blame you. I’d pop that tart.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m the gift that keeps on giving.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ugh. Reddit’s that way…

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  • Denalduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some might say this is pop art

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And that’s probably the most unique thing I’m going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry

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    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gr-grab her by the poptart?

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Totally understandable, it’s the best poptart flavor

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WTF

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta be somebodys kink

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    • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This might be doing something for me

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Punctuation still exists.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a waste, shame on you.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least it’s not good waste.

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      • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just out of curiosity, how isn’t this food waste?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What SCP is this?

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      173-99

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfrosted blueberry all the way

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the perfect woman

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  • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Things I was not expecting to see first thing in the morning: number 1…

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