Good morning I choose frosted strawberry.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As someone else on the train, it was disturbing to see.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      should have marked it nsfw

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can’t blame you. I’d pop that tart.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m the gift that keeps on giving.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ugh. Reddit’s that way…

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• Denalduh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some might say this is pop art

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And that’s probably the most unique thing I’m going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry

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  • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

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• ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gr-grab her by the poptart?

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• salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Totally understandable, it’s the best poptart flavor

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• tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  WTF

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta be somebodys kink

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  • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This might be doing something for me

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Punctuation still exists.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a waste, shame on you.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    At least it’s not good waste.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just out of curiosity, how isn’t this food waste?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What SCP is this?

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    173-99

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unfrosted blueberry all the way

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  the perfect woman

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• notabot@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Things I was not expecting to see first thing in the morning: number 1…

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