Just strawdoggin’ it.
Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage
Submitted 3 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 3 months ago
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.
talkstothecat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Frim the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!
bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.
Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 3 months ago
What a terrible day to be literate.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I love sucking white liquids out of wieners
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 months ago
Username checks out.
ccunning@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?
MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s one of them.
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.
affiliate@lemmy.world 3 months ago
not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ok, ok, I’m fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.
ZeroTwo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out… Idiot.
BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.
LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I would rather watch howtobasic’s life hacks
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 months ago
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Well that is in fact a crazy idea.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Perversion of nature
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?
einlander@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what’s in your mouth before you swallow.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
omg 🥵
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 months ago
After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, just daft.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
No homo. 2% is the limit!
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
can’t wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats