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Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨merari42@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what’s in your mouth before you swallow.

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        omg 🥵

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess

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      • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, just daft.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No homo. 2% is the limit!

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        can’t wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats

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  • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just strawdoggin’ it.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

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    • talkstothecat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Frim the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party

    Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

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      • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What a terrible day to be literate.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.

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  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    unsubscribe

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

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  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love sucking white liquids out of wieners

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

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    • MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s one of them.

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it was Ukrainian?

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wiki says Cyprus.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, ok, I’m fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

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  • ZeroTwo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out… Idiot.

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    • BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.

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  • LifeLemons@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would rather watch howtobasic’s life hacks

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/YZ0B6kvFy-k?si=ky44zfA19OqjUom2

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well that is in fact a crazy idea.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Perversion of nature

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