Only in a greentext will OP talk about their family members getting horny over little things
Anon's lacking pissing habits
Submitted 4 months ago by lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
The solution clearly is to piss on her to establish dominance
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
why sinks are more practical
ODuffer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah but take the dishes out.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They’re in the toilet, so it’s fine
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 4 months ago
it’s better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Try hearing all of your neighbors pissing…
I swear to Christ, I think I’ve stumbled onto the one apartment building with both paper-thin walls and filled to the brim with neighbors who aim straight for the water…
Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
You guys with your weird water-to-the-brim toilets. My first encounter with an American toilet made me think it was clogged. So I pissed outside to satiate my feral needs.
j4k3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Short units make high pressure. Smart girls hear the Reynolds number and know
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
/r/sinkpissers
Not sure if we have a lemmy community for this yet
dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is there a queue for moderators?
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I should preemptively block this. And you as well you filthy animal
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Why? If you wash your hands (and you should), the soap would clean out the urine. I don’t see the problem.
Codandchips@lemmy.world 4 months ago
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Okay hear me out, the water splashes less. It makes sound but if you piss on the ceramic the piss moisture comes back at you which is disgusting.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You gotta improve your angle so the piss whirlpools around the bowl
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Trick-pissing champ here, the real homies bank their shots off the shower walls first before swirling it around the bowl for the finale. If I’ve been drinking heavily the night before, I’ll piss fakey or throw in some yoga poses to up the challenge. The only way to be great is to push yourself a little farther each time you step up to the bowl.
Contramuffin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The main reason to aim for the water is as contingency for split streams. Aim for center so that split streams have less chance of breaching the toilet bowl perimeter
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s the 3am total darkness pisses. You use the sound to locate your stream and angle. Then you can hit the water/bowl interface and then fire for effect.
As the stream lessens you micro adjust to stay in the sweet zone.
Nobody wants to hit the edge, spray all over your shins then bend over to wipe it up and slip in your own piss spray slippery floor and knock yourself out on the pissy rim only to wake up to all your family looking at you in distain as you lay on the pissy floor.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No, the main reason is establish dominance with your loud, heavy flow piss stream. The splashes on the seat you intentionally kept down are there to mark your territory against any pissers that wish to challenge you.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Yeah, I start the stream slow in the center, then move to the ceramic as I increase the pressure. As the stream weakens, I move to the center-back so I don’t drip on the seat.
My wife wants me to sit down, but I sometimes sneak in a standing pee and she never notices w/ this strategy.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ve found the opposite. Due to the angles of the sides of the bowl, a majority of rebound splash inside the toilet still, whereas directly in the water you get the pee waters vouching back chaotically and making their way more on the rim and out of the toilet.
Eheran@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I hope this was a joke.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet
killingspark@feddit.org 4 months ago
I’ve got news for you, on festivals there are sometimes literal metal walls to piss on with a drain beneath.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Huh, so they abandoned the trough?
crowbar@lemm.ee 4 months ago
How is that sweet im curious
wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well its probably sweet if you’re diabetic
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okay then explain to me why every time you go to stand in front of one, your boss walks in and stands next to you starts talking to you about quarterly projections while you’re trying to squeeze a single drop of pee as you sweat and pretend to be at all thinking or caring about work.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I dont like to hold it so i pee many small amounts a day. Its hard to code with a full bladder
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I piss many large amounts a day. Drink a glass extra, good for your brain and health
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Nah, I code faster when I have to pee. Quality goes down, but quantity skyrockets. It’s also why I chuck water endlessly at my desk.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
So that’s why some “men” piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ll add that I currently live in a house full of women, I’m the only male and women can absolutely fucking DESTROY bathrooms. I’ve never cleaned so much piss, beauty care debris, hair and blood in my whole life. Maybe lets chill on the gender bullshit before you get yourself so hyped up you have to retreat to your friendly discord server of mindless, performative people who support your every stupid idea.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Whoa, feeling personally attacked?
And stop trying to pull that in a gender thing. I’m only saying, please sit down if it’s a toilet, piss standing in a pissoir. Fyi, i have sisters too.
x00z@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Get your shitty genderwars outa here
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I’m saying don’t soil public toilets out of a sense of masculinity or some shit like that.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why do you put men in quotation marks? Almost seems like yer trying to stir up some trouble, pardner.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
- Read the TO from Anon again.
- The problem starts with public restrooms.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Those men sound like they:
- can’t aim
- don’t lift the seat
That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I’m good about doing both when I’m in a hurry.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
About 1.: it’s always good aim until the pressure is gone and you’re about to finish.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
My mom used to say it sounded like a horse pissing onto a flat rock whenever I went to the bathroom.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
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Glide@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.
masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s also about not spraying piss all over my floor
deathbird@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Someone doesn’t just get followed into the bathroom I see.
ikidd@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, I like too it spraying on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.
That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
systemglitch@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And tuck them like a eunuch.