Anon makes weed eggs
Submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 days ago
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Shoulda decarbed in butter first
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Cannabutter is the right answer here
Godort@lemm.ee 2 days ago
That would solve the problem about bot getting high, but cannabutter stl tastes pretty bad. That’s why it’s usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You don’t need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Just go to your local dispensary and spend $10 for a nice piece of candy.
The way a civilized city should have it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 days ago
$20 to get my wife and I high with nice breath (mints) every weekend for a few months. Mind you I do love my dry herb vape for fine tuning my high but yeah it’s so affordable
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 days ago
it needs to be heated to a certain degree to activate the THC. and i think it’s supposed to go into a lipid
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It doesn’t need to go into a lipid. You can just put like an eighth of weed into some tinfoil in the oven, bake it and then throw it into a coffee grinder and stir it into chocolate.
Chocolate will get you totally toasted, but your shit will smell like weed the next day.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It doesn’t need to go into a lipid
Gives instructions for putting it in a lipid
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The overuse of the word shit made me take a second to realise you meant actual shit and you weren’t saying that your oven and house in general will somehow start smelling more weed-like after a 24 hour period post bake.
KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Doesn’t it just bind to the fat in the chocolate?
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
How bad will the house smell after heating the weed in an oven?
On a scale of Mr Roger’s to Snoop Dogg.
kieron115@startrek.website 1 day ago
If you’re particularly lazy and want to check how a plant is doing you can even just microwave to activate it. put it in a glass cup with a damp paper towl under it, cover with a second damp paper towl, cover in plastic wrap except a small gap like you’re making a microwave dinner. Cook for a minute at a time on 20-30% power and let the steam release between cooks. Do that 2-3 times then remove nug from container and let it sit a few minutes on a plate or something.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Cool, yeah, that makes sense. I guess that’s why AVB works too (eating the leftover buds after vaping). Gotta be careful with it though cuz the dosage can really be a wide range.
PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Your correct, that’s why if you wanna make weed food, you just make weed butter and use it where you want. fry egg in butter sear steak in butter butter in coffee blt w/ bacon cooked in butter, or buttered toast as bread, or both endless options
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
First time I ever ate weed a friend of mine took my birthday nuggs and ground them up and put the weed in a pan with some butter then drained it in to a shot glass with honey and gave it a little nuke to soften everything up. Considering how makeshift it was and the gross little bits of leaf getting caught in your mouth it was surprisingly good, the actual weed component of it made the whole thing taste a little like crunchy nut cereal with an oddly herbaceous element to it. Having seen how you’re supposed to make weed butter properly in the time since, it’s surprising that this worked so well but my god I was high as a kite, it was amazing. Don’t know if, given the pretty brief time spent on heat with the butter, maybe it was necessary to actually eat the weed itself rather than strain it, wouldn’t recommend that if can be avoided but then again this was all ready in under 10 minutes.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think chocolate suits coffee better than butter tbh.
Psythik@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’ve never had any success making edibles out of flower. It always comes out too weak, even if I follow the decarb instructions perfectly.
It’s much easier to just mix some distillate into whatever you want to turn into an edible. No cooking needed, just mix in and enjoy. I like to mix in some distillate with Everclear and then water it down with vodka to make it drinkable. Gets you stupid stoned stupid quick.
EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 days ago
That’s hiw McDonald’s get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Now I want McDonald’s for breakfast.
Thanks. I don’t have one available on my drive to work so I’m going to be thinking about this all day now.
I hope you’re happy.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just do this 🤙
Gummies 1. Place 1 cup cannabis in a ball jar with lid finger tight 2. Add 2 cups water to pressure cooker 3. Place interface between glass jar and metal of pressure cooker. 4. Use “Manual” button and set to high pressure for 40 minutes 5. Let pressure naturally release 6. Add 1 cup of fat (coconut oil, butter, avocado oil etc) to jar with cannabis 7. Place back in pressure cooker as before- Manual, high, 40 mins 8. Let pressure naturally release 9. Strain out cannabis. I have used various methods but I believe using a French press (for coffee) is the simplest and cleanest This fat can now be consumed and will get you high Gummies recipe I use refined coconut oil for the extraction for this recipe In a small pot, combine -1/2 cup cold water -2 tablespoons of cannabis infused coconut oil -6 tablespoons regular coconut oil -1/4 teaspoon soy lecithin powder (this is necessary as it allows oil and water to mix; also helps absorption of THC into the body. Heat on LOW heat. Mixture can not boil Slowly add: -3oz (small) pack of jell-o -3 envelopes of Knox gelatin Mix/stir by hand for 10 minutes Pour into mold or nonstick pan and let set in freezer for 20-30 mins Remove from mold, consume, and blast off.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Is the first cool to decarb?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No clue. All i know is that butter will fuck you up
Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
He does not like them, Sam-I-Am
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Theoretically could you use thc butter or would the heat denature it?
sirico@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
If you want to make decent scrambled eggs you want a low heat on and off with the pan. I reckon it’d be pretty perfect tbh
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Absolutely. My roommate used to do it all the time in college. Called it green eggs.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I quite like green eggs and ham, that funky junk, it helps me jam
angelmountain@feddit.nl 2 days ago
I just make warm chocolate milk, let the weed stay in there for a bit while heating up, then strain and enjoy. I quite like the grassy undertone in the milk.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Yes my friend made this once and it was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also so strong we’d have a shot and get knocked out.
Could those two be related? We’ll never know.
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 2 days ago
When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make ‘egg nug’.
KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m responding to someone saying you don’t need fats, I don’t disagree that chocolate is a good choice.
ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Clearly he was missing the ham.
Draegur@lemm.ee 3 days ago
indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham