Submitted âšâš5â© âšweeksâ© agoâ© by âšBaku@aussie.zoneâ© to âšmelbourne@aussie.zoneâ©
Weather forecast today (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 21°C, max - 41°C. 80% chance of no rain
Remember to slip slop slap and keep up with your water intake today! Itâs a hot one!
Mabel had her first groom today and they just sent me a Christmas photo of her. Look at her happy lil tongue đ„č
In other news: Iâm mad at how much work I have to do despite making it very clear to the universe that I was not planning on working this month.
So dapper!
Her ears!! Sheâs so adorable!
We are in beautiful Timaru. Currently 10°c and raining.
Itâs all good though. We have a beach front room with a spa. We have food and beer. No need to go out again.
Me: Look dear, we can have a spa and a beer together.
Kid: Ew Yuck.
10 deg C! Grrrrrrr.
Hahahaha!
Thatâs so cool! Love the view! What a fantastic holiday!
Wish it was 10c here tho đ
Beach front room with a spa and no need to go out again sounds bloody perfect!! Enjoy!
Thanks. Thereâs a little train track below. I missed the first train that went passed. Tryna get a pic for Baku. Also my bedroom has the same view as the living room. Winning.
Youâre an absolute legend of a mum! I hope Miniest is gratefulâŠ
She is, and a bit stunned that it happened like that I think lol. I like to keep a few tricks up my sleeve đ
Now to try not to eat too many đ€
awesome đđđ
Thankyou!
These look incredible! I have a feeling Iâll be baking some cookies this week.
They kind of remind me of the Kodama forest spirits from Princess Mononoke.
Iâve decided im going to write 5 new songs in my 2 week break.
The rules are:
Must be able to be performed by myself
Must use existing lyrics
At the end of each day, whatâs completed is the final song
Must be ready to be performed by the 2nd week of Jan.
May as well use the break to do something artistic.
Those seem like good rules to make sure you get results
Fuck yeah you got this Music Man!!
That is so cool! đ I wish I could write songs, and I bet Iâm not the only one here who wishes they were musically inclined! Slay it bro! đȘđŒ
Miniest has decided to go to her class party tomorrow after previously telling me she wasnât interested in going. Thatâs fine, except she has to bring a plate and I havenât got anything. Rather than do a shop dash in the morning and spend a fortune on cakes or donuts or some crap, Iâve decided that seeing as how Iâve got the stuff to make choc chip cookies then Iâll do that. Yes, I am about to make choc chip cookies right now. Pray for mojo!
Choc chip cookies are very well received!
Youâre amazing :)
Best mum ever!! đđŒđđŒ
You got this!!!
in a pinch anzacs are always acceptable, especially if you make them massive AF
Job interview at 2:30 today. So Iâll need to deal with the heat as well as ducking out for a cheeky interview during work hours
Iâve got one at 10. And my whole unit is covid exposed. Interviewing in an N95 mask, yay!
I hope they took that alright and werenât weird about you wearing a mask
Good luck!
Stay cool and good luck đ€
The interview went alright. The biggest thing for me is itâs in the private sector and I sort of want to get out of that area after my last couple of jobs.
Itâs 20 minutes down the road but it would be in the office full time. Not a deal breaker but itâs annoying
didnt wanna end up on wikifeet? I can understand that. you know lily alen makes more from her foot based only fans than she does from her music royalties? Sad really.
Thatâs crazy⊠Iâm in the wrong biz.
Thatâs too hot for shoes.
I was gonna make the joke but decided it was maybe a bit too far so didnât. Then everybody else did and got all the upvotes!
Anyway I opened my door and maxed out my fan, so itâs dropped a couple degrees.
Deviants pay for feet pics. Even ugly feet.
I noticed a bunch of Lowâs comments were deleted in yesterdayâs thread, and I just checked and now a bunch more from older threads are gone too. I hope theyâre doing okay
Ugh. I wondered, why was the water for the birds spilled again when I weighted it down this time?
Review footage. Dero guy was staggering through, stopped and stared at the dish of water, then straight up slapped it onto the ground. Why has more than one of them done this? They actually turn out of their way to approach it and throw it down as hard as they can.
I swear these dudes just go out of their way to be aggressive pieces of shit.
24c in my house, and we were not only not using mains, we were still feeding 4kwh into the grid. I want to fry every landlord that has never taken advantage of solar incentives.
Ran a quick errand before I strap myself to the toilet (bowel prep - iykyk) and there are so many monarch butterflies in the city! They must be loving this humid heat.
Some days I feel so unappreciated at work, especially when I do things and put things in place to try and be more efficient at work and planning ahead to avoid disasters and more work.
I should just shut up, work my hours and get out of here instead of constantly trying to improve things.
Neighbour is outside watering. I swear, Iâm gonna find his corpse one day with the hose going.
Genuinely why is it not law that all rentals have aircon? Itâs only quarter to eleven and my flat is sitting at 27 degrees and rising. God knows how cat and I will survive
Put on a (white) tshirt. Promptly dropped half a mango down my front.
Luckily the mango was saved. But new outfit time.
Back at the doctorâs for a finger check. There is still a bit of infection, so I might end up with more antibiotics. It is definitely much better than it was though.
Morning,
Crap Sleep Gang, checking in.
I went outside to feed the cat family.
Holy fucking shit. Brutal out there.
Reading some construction documents and having a weak chuckle over the âsequential erection procedureâ that must include âmember sizesâ and âaccess for positioning and lifting of membersâ.
So checked out this week. I donât have a backlog, everyone else does, but I ainât helping out as Iâve already busted my arse to get to this point!
Iced Coffee at home - Spudâs Method
Brown out in Heidelberg. Thereâs some power, but not much.
I just booked tickets to the new lord of the rings movie , looks like itâs a 90% empty cinemađ
why donât cinemas sell last minute seats at the door really cheap? 500 seats at $10 is better than 10 seats at 30
I put an emergency blanket over the window in my study because thatâs the only window where sunlight comes in directly, itâs made an enormous difference and it was free lol
Big (good weekend).
This morning pilates will whip me hard. Iâm fearful.
Also, period panties are great. I love not having to throw out pads and tampons, and just wash some undies. Much nicer, more comfy, feels less like wearing a diaper. I really really like the U brand undies, and the Bonds undies. I also have another two pairs from an âindie brandâ when they first became popular, but theyâre made with like, pure polyester/plastic for the butt and fupa parts, which makes it very uncomfy and hot. Bonds and U use a blend I believe, which is more breathable and more akin to a nice fabric than plastic. As someone with some sensory issues and trauma, not having to wear diaper pads (lol) is a lifesaver. I feel less angry about my period in general. Plus, since I stopped the birth control pills, my period has fallen on this week, instead of on the week of Xmas, like for the last 3 years lol
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
been out to the shops.
Snark/general bitchiness
1) Mad respect to the mum who looked about 10 months pregnant juggling a 4 year old and a toddler in this heart! I struggle with 1 toddler. 2) To the older couple waiting in line to do a passport: fuck right off. Your both obviously retired you dont have to do it at lunch time. More over the point your not gonna get it this side of 2024 so why leave it till late december? wish aus post hadâve said âsorry there is an entire queue of people trying to ship christmas presents, kindly piss off till january, or at least not doing peak hours!â 3) to the lady having a bitch: Yes, lines suck. Yes its annoying that you had to come collect it. No I dont care that its medical weed. Weâre all stuck here together so shut the f up! 4) To the mum who named her kid Malibu. WHY? Did you not think how that was gonna sound when they are a 5 year old and not listening to you? âMalllllibuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuâ. Its almost worse than that raefarty post on the other site a couple of weeks back. Love chrismas but it brings out the worst in some people I swear.
StudChud@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
đđđ What is it with some people and medical cannabis? When I was still going to an indie MC pharmacy (they markup by 40% so I go to amcal instead now lol) there was a woman in there losing her fucking miiiiiiind about the availability of her particular flower script. Like, the po-po were called because she was making suuuuch a bloody ruckus. And of course, her car starts to get towed because itâs 4pm on Sydney Road on a weekday, and the tow trucks wait in the side streets for the hour to tick over and nab up everyone who doesnât know đ so sheâs losing her fucking mind, the po-po are on the way, and I had to tap her on the shoulder and go "um I think your carâs being towed). She put Usain Bolt to shame with how fast she got outside and into the face of the tow truck driver.
But it got her out of the shop, so the five other customers and myself could be served finally đ
Sorry for the wall of text, your point number 3 just reminded me of that silly memory đ
Also Xmas makes everyone stupid at the shops, plus the hot weather, peopleâs brains have fucking melted lol. I hate it so much.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
yikes! Sounds almost like the same person TBH. telling everyone whats in her package. Wanted to be like âLove, no one cares. get out of the damn way!â
MeanElevator@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâm super pro MC but some of the clientele are so stereotypical. The stuff is meant to chill you out.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
So funny when a memory like this gets unlocked!! That would have been fun to see - the bolting out the door part, that is!
SituationCake@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Hmm that would have been a real dilemma. Donât tell her about the car and let karma do its thing, or rid yourself of her presence by telling her about it so she leaves the shop. I dunno, I may have just stuck it out and let the car get towed.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
I đđ€Ł Rae farty. Winner of the 2024 Tragedeigh award
and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place
retirement? are we at the time yet when people canât afford to retire?
Miss Seagoon is already getting annoyed with melbs, already two fake delivery attempts since sheâs been here
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Oh god I didnt even think of that! âMummy why am I called Malibu?â "Well one night I got loaded off the stuff and your daddy decided to sneak one in at the back of the houseparty before he drove home drunk. And THATS why I named your after booze.
SituationCake@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Malibu. I bet itâs actually MehLiebooyh. You know, to be special and unique.
just_kitten@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Mellibeaux
MeanElevator@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Pensioners taking up valuable time and space are the bane of my existence. Yes we should cherish the elderly, but they should have some awareness.
Malibu is a bad name. That is all.
Duenan@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
One of the worst is when youâre behind them when doing grocery shopping.
I got stuck at Aldi behind someone and by the time they had paid and sorted their stuff out, aisle next to me had been through an entire rotation or 2 of people at the cashier while were stuck with one elderly person.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yep! Buggers have got betwen 9-12 to get stuff done, and then again 2-5. Not in anyones way, no stress if you make a mistake or something. Like. WHY do it now during lunch time? just dumb.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone âš5â© âšweeksâ© ago
The oldies are alright but they do like to man handle the meat and discuss its potential in the supermarket. I prefer just to talk to it.
Oooo you look good. Would you like to come home with me? Ok. Toss into trolley.