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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨haroldstork@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably right into you purse you fairy. Next you are going to tell me you like seeing your partner get off during sex… Damn libs taking away my toxic masculinity.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the circle is complete:

    FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BE HAPPY?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Very.

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    • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m reading an 1818 novel and it uses “gay” for happy and also the noun “gaiety” which I love and want to bring back

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just wish we could all be as gay as possible.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I do love the word gaiety. It just invokes such an enjoyable time, and honestly I don’t think it’ll be too misunderstood

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not using my one laugh on this!

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  • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It baffles me how much humans want to control each other. Find three little and you’ve got for opinions on how everyone else should live, act, and be.

    I’m tired of this, can’t we just let people do as they please. I say we all just: Live. Laugh. Love.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You motherfucker…

      I shall not take the bait.

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      • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I saw it too, I’m not sure op did

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First they said men should not be able to feel sadness or affection, now they are taking away Joy. Soon, men will only be able to feel blind, unspeakable rage.

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    • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now you get it.

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  • cholesterol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A grown man is allowed 1 laugh, 2 chuckles, or 4 sremoveds a day

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      SN1cK3r5

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    • nixcamic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skilometers for the rest of the world.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse."

    —Captain Holt

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many chuckles = one laugh?

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    • laurelraven@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      3, just like teaspoons and tablespoons

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I laughed on this… twice

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    men can’t have shit in Detroit

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I couldn’t have 1 laugh a day, imagine seeing someone go from 😆 to 😐 instantly and NOT laughing at it. I’m really bad at “try not to laugh” so this would be impossible

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  • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t take a person seriously if they’re always joking and laughing. One time I passed a guy over for promotion because he was always joking. It annoyed me and I decided to promote a newer employee instead.

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    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope that the happy employee found a better place to work, after you passed them by.

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      • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He still works for me

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

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      • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I do.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Laughing Man: “Hahahahahaha”

    Elijah: “Uh… Could you spell that?”

    Laughing Man: “Ha. Ho. He. He. Ha.”

    Elijah: “Got it. Uh… Love you too…”

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One laugh and maybe one or two sensible chuckles, then we’ve got shit to do.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proper stoic gentleman never laughs.

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