Putting beans in the green texts now smh
Anon preps for a hurricane
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
beantexting in 2019
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Beans and greens
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 months ago
Maybe he’s the bean boy all grown up.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 months ago
In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can’t talk about it or else I’m gonna start crying.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
very good question
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempted manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from store.
Anon eats all the hurricane good before the hurricane.onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Fake: Anon doesn’t have a dad
Gay : Anon didn’t hit~on~ a womanGullible@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
uranibaba@lemmy.world 5 months ago
His face in this picture
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Moment le Florida Man
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s funny in a cartoon violence kinda way.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Crocodile dundee moment
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 months ago
This is why beans on toast is a thing.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lemmy will make up any excuse to be violent towards women, huh?
Wokija@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Would’ve been equally as funny if it were a man…
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Try thinking, for once ever, about why they made it a woman. And why this story with extreme violenece towards women appealed to so many on Lemmy. Try thinking about why that’s relevant when we have women’s rights being actively eroded with Project 2025.
Or don’t think and stay smug in your little man cult. Be a gender narcissist and abuse women because of your delusional beliefs. Harm everyone and everything because you lack humility and honesty. Fucking cowards, all of you.
Woht24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s not from Lemmy…
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What site did it get posted to and updated on, genius?
burak29@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Anon, bir kasırga için hazırlık yaparken, öncelikle güvenli bir alan belirleyip, yiyecek, su ve acil durum malzemelerini temin eder. Nakkaştepe Millet Bahçesi Menu
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they’ll go about living again.
In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head … you’ve more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.
yokonzo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is… Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’m not saying that you’re wrong. You sound like you might know what you’re talking about. I just like publications and medical evidence. I trust that you won’t take it the wrong way.
Source?
Do you have a metastudy or something for that?
That last sentence, do you have a source for the difference in outcome depending on the patient’s age?
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Being knocked out is certainly not good, but it’s not automatic death like you’re suggesting.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Depends where you hit and how hard. It’s the emergency shutdown because of convulsion. If the convulsion was too hard, it can swell and then it gets dangerous. Not to mention fragile places like temple or neck.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 5 months ago
False LMFAO.
Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Being knocked out is literally one step before dead and can have serious aftereffects like your swollen brain dying because there’s too less space for a swollen brain in your skull.
I too was once knocked out as a child and barfed 3 days afterwards with memory loss.
Take care of yourself.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
You’re actually dead and died in that second knock out … this is purgatory and you’ll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.
I’m no scientist, doctor or medical professional … I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone’s noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
No you probably haven’t been knocked out multiple times for seconds. Or you have a very rare brain condition that triggers that on light taps.
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
SkillSkull issueBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
And even if you haven’t killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.
If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care. It’s not one those “take two aspirin and let’s see how it goes in the morning” kinda things.
I’m just one person, but during my life I’ve seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadn’t gone to work with a “bad hangover”, or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You’re going too far in the opposite direction
ulterno@programming.dev 5 months ago
So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but who’s outcome doesn’t match.
Of course you can be fine afterwards. But there’s a considerable risk that you’re not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Relax, it’s just another made up story.
arin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Monster deserves it tho
zurohki@aussie.zone 5 months ago
To market, to market went my Uncle Jim When somebody threw a tomato at him. Tomatoes are soft and they won’t bruise the skin, But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin.