The interrobang is back‽
Yeah but the one accessory she usually removed was the little swastika pin.
Submitted 6 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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thesohoriots@lemmy.world 6 months ago
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 months ago
For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂
Blyfh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it
lime@feddit.nu 6 months ago
it’s better to just not. just let them do their thing, and you and i can continue sending actually legible communication.
ccp@lemy.lol 6 months ago
Thanks a lot. 👍
pseudo@jlai.lu 6 months ago
I use emoji as ponctuation but it is always point (^_^)
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol
pennomi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Me too. High five! (But not like, in person. Because I’m not leaving my house.)
Valmond@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Electric high five!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol
atocci@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What are you an accessory to? Murder? On the dance floor?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 months ago
“As per my previous email…”
exu@feditown.com 6 months ago
Sometimes if they don’t get it the second time or don’t answer what I asked, I send the exact same email again.
Snapz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hey… everyone… why aren’t you talking about the fucking swastika part? What?
Wolfmanlenin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Coco Chanel was a Nazi collaborator.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.
scytale@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Mine is deciding whether to start with a “Hi <name>” when replying, or just directly responding without a greeting, usually when there’s already been a lot of back and forth or I’m getting annoyed at the person.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
When I’m annoyed, the salutation gets dropped. That way they know shit is getting real.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Relatable!!!.!!!
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I don’t know if I have ever used an exclamation point in a work email.
My issue is usually how to phrase asking someone for something, when I am actually commanding them for something.
rtxn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I started using them because of constant feedback that all sentences ending in periods is read as mean or something.
It is absolutely stupid needing to cater to people who read into things in the worst possible way, but it seems to be working.
pseudo@jlai.lu 6 months ago
It is a work email. Get rid of all of them.
lud@lemm.ee 6 months ago
No!
pseudo@jlai.lu 6 months ago
Let me change to some less professional tone :
It’s a work email. Get rid of all of them!
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Does that make one a… grammar nazi?
Trex202@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 6 months ago
One per email is all you get!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Me, looking in the mirror while wearing 37 pieces of flair
Hmmm…
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Not sure why I would use an exclamation mark on a work email
TechnicallyColors@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Feigned enthusiasm/friendliness. “Thanks for catching that problem!”
jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
No worries that you fucked things up! If you could just get your shit together, that would be great! Thanks so much for making me have to follow up with you to accomplish the very basics of your job!
doughless@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hey, my enthusiasm is genuine!
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Wouldn’t want to bother myself
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 months ago
All periods. Don’t use “!”.
li10@feddit.uk 6 months ago
How does the initial advice work for guys?
I don’t have accessories, am I supposed to take one shoe off or something??
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Pants
rockerface@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)
morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Our int max is the number of fingers we have, so 10
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Oh no… I implemented my AccessoryCount as an unsigned BigInt for some reason. That’s more than the particles in the known universe.
I’ll just step outside on a clear night and claim that the stars themselves are my accessories. Is that too pretentious?
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 months ago
In that case, add 3 and go again! Scarf it up!!