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Yeah but the one accessory she usually removed was the little swastika pin.

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • li10@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does the initial advice work for guys?

    I don’t have accessories, am I supposed to take one shoe off or something??

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pants

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)

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      • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Our int max is the number of fingers we have, so 10

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      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh no… I implemented my AccessoryCount as an unsigned BigInt for some reason. That’s more than the particles in the known universe.

        I’ll just step outside on a clear night and claim that the stars themselves are my accessories. Is that too pretentious?

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    • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In that case, add 3 and go again! Scarf it up!!

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The interrobang is back‽

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂

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    • Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s better to just not. just let them do their thing, and you and i can continue sending actually legible communication.

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    • ccp@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks a lot. 👍

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I use emoji as ponctuation but it is always point (^_^)

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me too. High five! (But not like, in person. Because I’m not leaving my house.)

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Electric high five!

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      • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol

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    • atocci@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What are you an accessory to? Murder? On the dance floor?

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pinch your cheeks to remove dead-inside eyes

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      • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        what if I’m really dead inside?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “As per my previous email…”

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      • exu@feditown.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sometimes if they don’t get it the second time or don’t answer what I asked, I send the exact same email again.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey… everyone… why aren’t you talking about the fucking swastika part? What?

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    • Wolfmanlenin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Coco Chanel was a Nazi collaborator.

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      • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine is deciding whether to start with a “Hi <name>” when replying, or just directly responding without a greeting, usually when there’s already been a lot of back and forth or I’m getting annoyed at the person.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I’m annoyed, the salutation gets dropped. That way they know shit is getting real.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relatable!!!.!!!

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know if I have ever used an exclamation point in a work email.

      My issue is usually how to phrase asking someone for something, when I am actually commanding them for something.

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Would you kindly

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I started using them because of constant feedback that all sentences ending in periods is read as mean or something.

        It is absolutely stupid needing to cater to people who read into things in the worst possible way, but it seems to be working.

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  • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is a work email. Get rid of all of them.

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    • lud@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No!

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      • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Let me change to some less professional tone :
        It’s a work email. Get rid of all of them!

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does that make one a… grammar nazi?

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One per email is all you get!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me, looking in the mirror while wearing 37 pieces of flair

    Hmmm…

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not sure why I would use an exclamation mark on a work email

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    • TechnicallyColors@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feigned enthusiasm/friendliness. “Thanks for catching that problem!”

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No worries that you fucked things up! If you could just get your shit together, that would be great! Thanks so much for making me have to follow up with you to accomplish the very basics of your job!

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      • doughless@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, my enthusiasm is genuine!

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t want to bother myself

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All periods. Don’t use “!”.

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