Planet Of The Apes [spoilers]

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How can someone think so much and come to such a stupid conclusion?

  It’s like walking on your hands because you can’t find your shoes.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uh

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  • moon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I assume they only ever watched the awful 2001 version, which has a more faithful ending to the original Planet of the Apes book than the 1968 film. In the book it’s also an alien planet, rather than Earth.

    They probably never bothered to watch the 60s film and just assumed that they knew what was happening because the ending is so iconic and has been widely parodied for 50+ years.

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Local maximum thinking.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🎵Oh my God! I was wrong… It was Earth, all along!🎵

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🎵I guess they finally made a monkey! 🎵

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, we finally made a monkey!

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  • MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dr. Zayus Dr. Zayus!

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This reminds me of an early viral email joke:

  Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits. We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. EVERYBODY HURRY!

  www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/…/index.html

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What the hell is this? Some kind of Planet of the Apes^TM^?

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  • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It was built like a big twist at the end but the statue was on the movie poster.

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No it wasn’t. Though it was on the remastered “collector’s edition” VHS.

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Marketing always spoils.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Annon is just the typical internet media critic. They’ve probably written 10,000 words about the writing of “The Acolyte”

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is this NSFW?

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Spoilers!

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    • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t be spoiled at work!

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think it’s okay to spoil an iconic film that’s over 50 years old. I doubt anyone who truly doesn’t know the ending of Planet of the Apes will care

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo by stabbing him and throwing him off scaffolding.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If that’s true how did Ellis Island end up the coast with rocky cliffsand that statue is iron and copper I we meant to believe it lasted long enough for the marsh land of New York to turn into rocky cliffs and white sand… Pathetic monki

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• nick@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spoilers!

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same fellow

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