Similarly, there are a lot of really lazy bad maps out there that are trying to make some point about a statistic, but are really just population density maps. Give your up votes to the person that links the appropriate xkcd.
Statistics
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Wolf314159@startrek.website 8 months ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like to say, “Stastically you’re much more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the beach than be attacked by a shark once there.”
So people are less afraid of sharks and more afraid of each other, like it should be.
Donkter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe, but if we rode on sharks to get around I’m sure the statistic would be different.
Droechai@lemm.ee 8 months ago
We wouldn’t get far before the shark would asphyxiate though, I think it’s a bad replacement for cars
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Who here plans on driving their car today? Show of hands!” … “I recommend getting to know these people, because you are far more likely to die in an car accident caused by a stranger than by someone you know. But also don’t upset them, as you are far more likely to be murdered by someone you know rather than a stranger.”
“Mr Tourguide, aren’t you supposed to talk about sharks?”
hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Actually vending machines just have an insatiable bloodlust.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Coconut trees need the nutrients of the fallen
keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 months ago
We should take hundreds of vending machines into a field and corral them
Damaskox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And I heard you’ll more likely die on your way to collect your win than actually win the lottery.
And I heard home is a very dangerous place, cos lots of people die because of it…or at it?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s something that always gets me with certain safety recalls.
Like the Samsung Note 7’s second recall. Something like 1 out of 2 million phones caught fire. It just happened to do it on an airplane and got the phones banned by the FAA. Nobody was injured by the phones catching fire.
How many people died in car wrecks going to the store to swap out their phones?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
driving is an apt choice to compare because it’s fucking disgusting how many people it kills every day and no one seems to give a flying fuck about it.
society is constantly actively choosing to let people die in horrible crashes simply because it is convenient.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How many of those people were only going to swap their phone though? How many would have been driving anyway. How many would have been killed doing something else because they weren’t going to swap out their phone…
While an interesting thought, thought there’s no way to know an alternate timeline of events.
enbyecho@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cows are smarter than they look. Long ago I worked in a dairy operation and they would do things like if you weren’t super careful in a milking stall they’d casually lean to one side (“oopsie! my bad”) to squish you. Or let the poop rip at just the right moment.
I don’t blame them one bit.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can’t really compare.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Coyotes aren’t super big and alone are pretty timid and rarely approach things bigger than it (like an adult human). Though when starving or other certain conditions drive them to approach larger animals or big open space (I.E. in a pack, or rabies), be mightily wairy.
(This is anecdotal experience only, please take it and reference it as such only)
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Where do you live that there are cows but not coyotes? I thought coyotes were more or less a worldwide nuisance anywhere rural enough to have cattle.
oo1@lemmings.world 8 months ago
There’s also a possibility that if humans live coyotes closely for several generations, it is likely to end up domesticated - one way or another.
Oh hang on, millions of humans already do live closely with domesticated canids.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
A few dats ago i tried to look up the genus of my dog breed with the presumption i would find like a family tree of how breeds relate to eachother.
Turns out the scientific name for my dog is “Canis familiaris”
So is the scientific name of literaly any dog breed, its literally latin for “domesticated canine”
So yeah a domesticated coyote would indeed just count as a dog breed like any other.
Ashen44@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
the reason all domestic dogs are canis familiaris is because they’re all the same species. They can all have non-sterile babies with each other, which is the most commonly accepted definition of a species. A domesticated coyote would still be its own species and get its own scientific name because it would not be able to breed with dogs, at the very least without having a sterile baby.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 months ago
I always think about this when people say vending machines are more likely to kill you than sharks.
Are they looking at vending machines only in beach cities or in the middle of like, Arizona too?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I also feel that vending machines don’t really suddenly strike you without warning and through no fault of your own
Droechai@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Tell me you live in a safe neighborhood without saying you live in a safe neighborhood…
Your “feeling” are invalidating hundreds of peoples lived experience of the terror of vending machine gang violence
Liz@midwest.social 8 months ago
killingspark@feddit.org 8 months ago
I mean they do. By not giving me the food I just paid for
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The chances are low, but never zero.
GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 months ago
People shaking coconut trees are often crushed by facing people who don’t exist within the context of all in which they live and which came before them.
ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 8 months ago
someone once shook a vending machine vigorously for me when my snack was stuck. it was very stressful to watch
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cows are 300 times more likely to kill someone than coyotes. Not you.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you sure about that? My cholesterol has been looking mighty high lately.
tja@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
… oh
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I’ve never seen a cow killing a coyote.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Coyotes are pretty small though, I think cattle would still be more dangerous.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You have clearly never been in a holding pen with 300 coyotes. Cows are not pack hunters.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Neither are coyotes, at least not by nature. They may live in a pack, but they typically travel and hunt solo or in pairs.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Im pretty sure you haven’t been either
Dippy@beehaw.org 8 months ago
You exist in the context of all In which you live and that came before you
abracaDavid@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Yeah this is incorrect because people that breed dogs almost never are killed by the dogs they breed.
killingspark@feddit.org 8 months ago
It also helps that neither dogs nor coyotes are heavy enough to crush you by accident
candybrie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dogs kill about twice as many people per year as cows in the US.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No, their kids are though
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The slow motion punches always amuse me.