I want to read the book when she’s done!
Get her a publisher
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Lupus@feddit.org 1 month ago
Plot twist: it’s just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter
generic_computers@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I still want to read it when it’s done
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I can honestly say I’ve never seen a squirrel furry.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 month ago
Lemmy has naturally become the unofficial home of furries and trans. I love it and am happy to be here for it before it goes mainstream and gets enshitified. We’re living tomorrow’s good ole days and don’t even know it.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know if I’d be able to stop laughing for long enough to be mad lmao
Dearth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why is she being grounded?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it’s a cuss word and shouldn’t be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!
Microw@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She was electrified.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like those fucking squirrels
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
llii@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 month ago
yes, everyone should be.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 month ago
say whaaat
AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 1 month ago
whaaat
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hwaaat
Sunforged@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
short and to the point, my kind of book
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
She knew how to spell “fucking” but not “squirrel”
konalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To be fair, “fucking” is a bit easier to spell
Snailpope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.
shasta@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Without the pictures, it’s even worse
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 month ago
That squirrel does look quite good.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She may have been to my parents’ house. There’s an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.
fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 1 month ago
I think that’s the joke.
lugal@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Those fucking parents