Get her a publisher

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• TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She may have been to my parents’ house. There’s an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.

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  • fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s the joke.

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  • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those fucking parents

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want to read the book when she’s done!

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  • Lupus@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plot twist: it’s just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter

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    • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I still want to read it when it’s done

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can honestly say I’ve never seen a squirrel furry.

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lemmy has naturally become the unofficial home of furries and trans. I love it and am happy to be here for it before it goes mainstream and gets enshitified. We’re living tomorrow’s good ole days and don’t even know it.

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.

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• Dearth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is she being grounded?

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it’s a cuss word and shouldn’t be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!

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    • Microw@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She was electrified.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like those fucking squirrels

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • llii@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yes, everyone should be.

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  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.

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• MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  say whaaat

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  • AnxiousDuck@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    whaaat

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  • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hwaaat

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  • Sunforged@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    say what.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  short and to the point, my kind of book

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She knew how to spell “fucking” but not “squirrel”

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, “fucking” is a bit easier to spell

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• Snailpope@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.

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• shasta@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Without the pictures, it’s even worse

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That squirrel does look quite good.

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• azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels

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