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“Don’t worry honey, I got this”

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is me if I don’t write down the list.

    “It’s just 3 things!”

    “I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me

    Leaves list at home.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.

        “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”

        “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.

        *gasp* my gluten allergy.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.

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      • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!

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    • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s interesting to me to think about the optics of posting memes like this.

    On one hand, it’s funny, and 99% of the Lemmy community would vote for him over Trump.

    On the other, if it was posted anywhere else I would be worried about the implication of scoring an own-goal.

    I’m scared the election will be a close call, I really don’t know how good of an idea it is to clown on Biden (even though, as aforementioned, it’s funny, and shouldn’t convince anyone to vote for Trump).

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I do know what you mean. Idk, I feel like when in a small enough community as it is being on Lemmy. Only so many people will see this anyway. We’re already a fringe group.

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    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a real bummer when the sad state of reality undanks the meme

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    • veniasilente@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t worry it won’t be a close call. Trump has this one in the pocket unless we change the democratic figurehead for someone who actually has some meat and spine.

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    • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah it’s propaganda, intended to get people to stay home instead of voting against Trump. There’s tons of propaganda on Lemmy, unfortunately.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right now the election might be a close call for Trump, not the other way around.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly, if it’s a close call Trump/SCOTUS and all their cronies will steal it anyway

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      • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t worry. It’s not going to be a close call.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?

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    • 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At the grocery store, confused and…just pooped my pants

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      • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.

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    • MamboGator@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”

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  • YerbaYerba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Risk of writing down the list, it might end up here https://grocerylists.org/

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not a bad idea!

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      For personal use,

      [voice assistant] add X to groceries

      is quite convenient, but might try the printed version.

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      • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Using that would be insane vs just writing down what you fuckin need goddamn. I can’t imagine having to scroll down all those columns as I’m going around the grocers.

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, bought everything on that list.

        Not only am I broke now, but I have no idea what dish to use those carcinogens in.

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  • XOXOX@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some were, some weren’t. He did have some senior moments, like claiming he wanted to beat medicare.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I did notice he had many moments of straight up disbelief on his face at the thought that he is seriously supposed to be debating these man. I felt for him when he made those faces in those moments.

      But this isn’t one of those. Most of the time it just looked like he was absolutely terrified and distracted by something we couldn’t see off screen that wasn’t Trump.

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  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol @ Cheeto Jesus cock gargler

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uhm… chips. Cookies. Oh right, Milk.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then asking the grocery store employee “you know if you guys carry that bread I always like?”

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh my fucking God I was so startled and amused that I made dying horse noises. Well done, OP.

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