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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
Fetus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.