~Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.~
the ai to determine if you will make it back okay
def will_i_make_it_back_okay(my_present_circumstances):
return False
Never know til you go.
Submitted 5 months ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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polonius-rex@kbin.run 5 months ago
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
AI can only make inferences based on existing data. Statistically speaking the vast majority of people who have visited the Titanic wreck came back safely, so the AI will say True.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.
polonius-rex@kbin.run 5 months ago
depends on what kind of AI you're talking about
vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
warn - no unused parameters: my_present_circumstancesLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Your just a hater, and I’m so tired of seeing Musk haters!
The Cybertruck can absolutely make it down there. Go look it up, it’s all there for everyone to read! I use ask.com, myself. It’s a lot better than dogpile these days. Stay ahead of the trends, everyone.
DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] 5 months ago
Don’t forget to put the cyber truck in car wash mode first
Pika@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The fact that I can’t tell if you are joking or if there’s actually a car wash mode scares me lmao
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
There actually is a car wash mode for the cybertruck. It was mentioned in that article about the guy who’s cybertruck lost power for like 6 hours or something after it got rained on.
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Many new cars have a carwash mode. Not in any way exclusive to the cybertruck.
hoss@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Yes there was a law suit about it
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is all true.
I successfully drove my driver truck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot girlfriend and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.
The cyber truck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a “submersible vehicle”. This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.
This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.
Keep on Truckin’ Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 months ago
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yesman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is highly misleading! You don’t need an expensive ship or spend hours sinking into the ocean. So long as you charge up on the beach, you should be able to just drive to the wreak.
StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world 5 months ago
WARNING: this will only work if you drive it with a PlayStation controller.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sony controllers will not work, it must be a bootleg controller that only works on Windows and requires sketchy drivers.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Your penis will get bigger (trust me bro)
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
It’ll get hard, too (rigor mortis)
zbyte64@awful.systems 5 months ago
The disclaimer just means you’re innovating.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
There’s definitely gold.
pinkyprincessfiona@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I feel so lost…. What’s going on???
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 5 months ago
There were those rich people who died when their submarine was squashed by pressure during their titanic tour. And now op encourages supertruck owners to maybe end up in a similar situation
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Here’s an excellent video about the Titanic wreck as it sits today which is worth a watch.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Shoot to the moon
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-idk jesus probably
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!
Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Dude, nobody told me Cybertrucks are also wind powered!