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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s weird these jello things are “salads” in the US.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Like, sixty years ago

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    • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      But-but-but America bad!

      Seriously though, are Europeans so desperate to stroke their egos that they need to make fun of a trend so old it’s slipping from living memory?

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    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      My great aunt put them on a bed of lettuce with a layer or cottage cheese.

      We didn’t touch them either and always laughed at calling them salads too.

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  • jjagaimo@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Probably something to do with the great depression and needing to make cheap foods interesting

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I think people forget how much MRE style preserved food drove the nation for a bit and why a lot of good cooking was lost for a period.

      Than maximalist cooking using all theass produced food followed and it’s all atrocities for a while.

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  • JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • scoobford@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Salads are just cold foods chopped up and mixed together with some kind of dressing. I.e. fruit salad, caprese salad, egg/chicken/tuna salad, etc.

    Using gelatin as the “dressing” is a regional thing. This would be called strawberry cumfart jello here, not strawberry cumfart salad.

    I also think only very old people still eat this shit. Gelatin in general is much less popular among young people, who want their food to vaguely resemble food.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “Salad” doesn’t mean healthy, it just means “item + goo.” Sometimes it’s veggies and dressing. Sometimes it’s fruit and their own juices. Ham, tuna, egg or chicken salad is just those items plus mayo. Add relish, celery and onions if you’re fancy. Sweet jello salads are jello chunks mixed with cool whip, fruit and nuts if you’re fancy. In a savory jello salad the jello is the goo and random bits of what ever veg and/or meat was in the fridge are the item.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “Salad” doesn’t mean healthy, it just means "item + goo

      Yeah apparently we’re using very different definitions on this side of the Atlantic.

      a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I mean, they’re only calories, not much else. Why would you eat that as main dish?

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What…?

      My problem isn’t whether it’s s main dish or not (and are you not aware salads can be main dishes?), my problem is that it’s sugary jell-o in cake form. Sort of the opposite of a salad.

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• Lemmeenym@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s fake. It looks like that so she can bring the same one to every picnic.

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• GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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• gareppa@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • TwoCubed@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Drdrdrdrdrdr

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  • elvith@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jelly salad

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What’s wrong baby? You didn’t even touch your asshole cake…

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Your Sunday potlussy

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• fhqwgads@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I thought this was a Mystery Flesh Pit National Park post for a second.

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  She knows what she’s doing.

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• bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is ai generated right? Like someone told chatgpt to cross a butthole with a jello right? No one would actually create something this terrible?

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You’ve clearly not been exposed to the wonders of yesteryears jello and aspic abominations

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The butthole of yesterday always seems more delicious than the one in front of you.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Maybe it was unintentional. You can’t see what the topside of your jellymold will look like before it’s inverted, so they could have tried for a floral pink effect and taking this picture shows they have a sense of humor about their failure.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh lawd y’all better eat that now before it molts and enters the pupal stage, because that’s when it feeds.

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• maxenmajs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  We used to have a jello mold like that, but we didn’t make them with the color and texture of flesh.

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Now this makes me wonder what this would look like if it was made in the same way as the post image

    jo228sql4f261

    Also searching for "meat baby " on Google is fun

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  • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    because you were cowards?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What’s a potfuck??

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That looks like a cervix

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That salad better stop playin

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  /c/dontputyourdickinthat

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• Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ah nothing quite like a cummy asshole for dessert.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The santorum cake, very popular right now

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  People into rimjobs

  Mmm delicious

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s afraid. IT’S AFRAID!

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• nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Oh no, don’t look at me like Auntie Griselda!”

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My aunt is also called Griselda

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• EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Earmarking this for an office potluck idea

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• ieatmeat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Mmmm love me some anus pudding

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• Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’d tongue-fuck that bad boy.

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Suddenly I miss my proctologist

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I heard your Proctologist lost his thermometer and then said “some asshole has my pen”

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