It’s fake. It looks like that so she can bring the same one to every picnic.
Sunday
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Jakdracula@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
gareppa@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
This hole. This hole was made for me
No, wait
TwoCubed@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
Drdrdrdrdrdr
elvith@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jelly salad
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s wrong baby? You didn’t even touch your asshole cake…
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Your Sunday potlussy
fhqwgads@possumpat.io 3 weeks ago
I thought this was a Mystery Flesh Pit National Park post for a second.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
She knows what she’s doing.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
This is ai generated right? Like someone told chatgpt to cross a butthole with a jello right? No one would actually create something this terrible?
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
You’ve clearly not been exposed to the wonders of yesteryears jello and aspic abominations
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The butthole of yesterday always seems more delicious than the one in front of you.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe it was unintentional. You can’t see what the topside of your jellymold will look like before it’s inverted, so they could have tried for a floral pink effect and taking this picture shows they have a sense of humor about their failure.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh lawd y’all better eat that now before it molts and enters the pupal stage, because that’s when it feeds.
maxenmajs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We used to have a jello mold like that, but we didn’t make them with the color and texture of flesh.
x4740N@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now this makes me wonder what this would look like if it was made in the same way as the post image
Also searching for "meat baby " on Google is fun
melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
because you were cowards?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
What’s a potfuck??
x4740N@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That looks like a cervix
GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That salad better stop playin
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah nothing quite like a cummy asshole for dessert.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The santorum cake, very popular right now
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
People into rimjobs
Mmm delicious
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s afraid. IT’S AFRAID!
nl4real@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Oh no, don’t look at me like Auntie Griselda!”
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
My aunt is also called Griselda
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Earmarking this for an office potluck idea
ieatmeat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mmmm love me some anus pudding
Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk 3 weeks ago
I’d tongue-fuck that bad boy.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Suddenly I miss my proctologist
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I heard your Proctologist lost his thermometer and then said “some asshole has my pen”
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s weird these jello things are “salads” in the US.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like, sixty years ago
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
But-but-but America bad!
Seriously though, are Europeans so desperate to stroke their egos that they need to make fun of a trend so old it’s slipping from living memory?
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
My great aunt put them on a bed of lettuce with a layer or cottage cheese.
We didn’t touch them either and always laughed at calling them salads too.
jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Probably something to do with the great depression and needing to make cheap foods interesting
Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
I think people forget how much MRE style preserved food drove the nation for a bit and why a lot of good cooking was lost for a period.
Than maximalist cooking using all theass produced food followed and it’s all atrocities for a while.
JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
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scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Salads are just cold foods chopped up and mixed together with some kind of dressing. I.e. fruit salad, caprese salad, egg/chicken/tuna salad, etc.
Using gelatin as the “dressing” is a regional thing. This would be called strawberry cumfart jello here, not strawberry cumfart salad.
I also think only very old people still eat this shit. Gelatin in general is much less popular among young people, who want their food to vaguely resemble food.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Salad” doesn’t mean healthy, it just means “item + goo.” Sometimes it’s veggies and dressing. Sometimes it’s fruit and their own juices. Ham, tuna, egg or chicken salad is just those items plus mayo. Add relish, celery and onions if you’re fancy. Sweet jello salads are jello chunks mixed with cool whip, fruit and nuts if you’re fancy. In a savory jello salad the jello is the goo and random bits of what ever veg and/or meat was in the fridge are the item.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah apparently we’re using very different definitions on this side of the Atlantic.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
I mean, they’re only calories, not much else. Why would you eat that as main dish?
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What…?
My problem isn’t whether it’s s main dish or not (and are you not aware salads can be main dishes?), my problem is that it’s sugary jell-o in cake form. Sort of the opposite of a salad.