There are only two thing that I can’t stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!
I knew it
Submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AeroRake@lemm.ee 8 months ago
GEKOLONISEERD
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Did they just say “fuck it, leave the black line”?
Red0ctober@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Dutch??? This throws my entire understanding of the globalist hierarchy into question
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
They did sorta start the mega corporation, and speculative trading. Both of which kinda ruined the world (assuming capitalism isn’t necessary for innovation, which I think probably true).
AbackDeckWARLORD@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
But wouldn’t daisy-chained puppets like this be increasingly difficult to control the further from the start you go?
I don’t think it’s possible to get anything below Aliens to do anything but flop around wildly.
wieson@feddit.de 8 months ago
Have you seen our world?
BluesF@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Above the Dutch is a machine learning algorithm which so far has managed to learn to make the bottom marionette appear to vomit, and nothing else.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 months ago
For those not in the know: Prince Bernhard (deceased), husband to former queen Juliana (d), was infamous for his (heavily debated) membership of the Nazi party and first chairman of the (also heavily debated) Bilderberg conference.
Aside from that, the royal family is very, very rich and has a lot of influence over the world. Part of their wealth is supplied by the Dutch government, without clear numbers and lots of misrepresentation on the yearly budgeting, a government that is by the way nicely massaged by the many global companies having a nice office in the Dutch tax haven.YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So how does that make the Dutch control the aliens? If there really are intelligent super beings with incredible technologies visiting our planet and influencing things, why would the Dutch be able to control them any better than Israel or the US gov?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 months ago
We won’t say, it is rather embarrassing
niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Dutch East India Co didn’t go away; it just went underground.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It all eventually comes back to Lisa’s Reverse Vampires.
M137@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The lowest level should also be the Dutch, and loop back to the top.
profdc9@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are the Dutch the same as the lizard people? Because if not, I don’t get what this is saying.
itstoowet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]Aganim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Do not listen to this obviously drunk poster. We are definitely not lizard people.
dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Am Dutch, can confirm
pdxfed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I don’t get it… Why the Dutch?
eatthecake@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My housemate is dutch. He will find a dutch connection to everything on the planet. My coffee is dutch, the stockmarket is dutch, cheese sandwiches are dutch, the computer chips are dutch, nasi goreng is dutch, it’s all fucking dutch in his mind. If aliens landed he would probably claim that they came because of the dutch.
He would also like everyone to remember that the nazi’s stole the dutch people’s bicycles and how dare anyone not know this.
Darkblue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well, to be honest, apart of the aliens thing, everything you said is true.
So how is your housemate wrong?
And aliens? That’s an American thing. Only Americans are abducted and only America gets attacked by aliens in the movies. (And South-Africa)
woelkchen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So a former colonial power influenced many things on Earth? Surprising.
quicksand@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Love the nasi goreng reference!
ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Ah, OK, makes sense to me now. Lol Thanks!
Fleur__@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Were you just on board with all the puppeteers until the Dutch one ? XD
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Until? Isn’t the Dutch the first puppet?
000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Drugs
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Check out the Boontavista comedy podcast out of Australia. One of their segments is DutchWatch!
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Cut the illuminati bullshit and everything above it, and you got yourself a very plausible scenario.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
If you believe that Israel really controls US Gov, you’ve drank some serious idiot juice
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That’s what the Dutch want you to think!
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Sure, buddy. USA is aiding them genocide palistinians just for the fun of it.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
You poor brainwashed sheep. Of course the Dutch control everything.
K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
dudinax@programming.dev 8 months ago
The strings attached to The Dutch are controlled by the student council of some high school in Japan.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 months ago
I’d watch that anime