I accidentally drank 20
You will certainly not regret
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
wischi@programming.dev 1 year ago
It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn’t regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it’s an addiction but they’re just pussies who can’t handle their alcohol.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Since I’ve largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Two is not filling enough
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Try switching to Guiness
Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.
CPMSP@midwest.social 1 year ago
Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
Doxatek@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
Rediphile@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of protein specifically. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.
So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you’ll be all set!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won’t regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rediphile@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
DenizEfe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
İs your liver made of titanium
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just two?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
hperrin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
As long as you replace the bread you’d normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.
CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I may be wrong, but I’ve been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Found the Brit
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
One does not “find” a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Edward 40 hands.
lugal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought 3 beers are a meal?
bluewing@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There’s a pork chop in every bottle!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will. I don’t like beer.
Now two glasses of port wine…
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer
solidgrue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It’d put you straight to bed, but that’s sort of the point of a Lenten fast.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
no snacks no real food just two beers
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What if, just hear me out… I have half a sleeve and one beer? Regrets? Or just one regret?
noxy@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
camr_on@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You certainly will not regret it
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Noxy nooooo