You will certainly not regret

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• alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

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  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    no snacks no real food just two beers

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What if, just hear me out… I have half a sleeve and one beer? Regrets? Or just one regret?

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that

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    • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You certainly will not regret it

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Noxy nooooo

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I accidentally drank 20

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  • wischi@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!

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• walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn’t regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it’s an addiction but they’re just pussies who can’t handle their alcohol.

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Since I’ve largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency

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• Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Two is not filling enough

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Try switching to Guiness

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    • Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.

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    • CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day

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  • Doxatek@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.

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  • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?

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    • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of protein specifically. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.

      So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you’ll be all set!

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won’t regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.

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• Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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• Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you

    **This is a joke as I hope is your statement

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  • DenizEfe@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    İs your liver made of titanium

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Just two?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

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    • Starb3an@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

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  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Now there’s nothing left to say, so let’s go drink beer

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    As long as you replace the bread you’d normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.

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  • CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I may be wrong, but I’ve been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Found the Brit

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    One does not “find” a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You wish

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    • Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Wel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now

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• ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Edward 40 hands.

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• lugal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I thought 3 beers are a meal?

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  • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There’s a pork chop in every bottle!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I will. I don’t like beer.

  Now two glasses of port wine…

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Bro you can drink port wine again?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I wasn’t ever unable to?

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It’d put you straight to bed, but that’s sort of the point of a Lenten fast.

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