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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

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    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no snacks no real food just two beers

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      • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What if, just hear me out… I have half a sleeve and one beer? Regrets? Or just one regret?

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    • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that

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      • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You certainly will not regret it

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      • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Noxy nooooo

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  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I accidentally drank 20

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    • wischi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!

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  • walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn’t regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it’s an addiction but they’re just pussies who can’t handle their alcohol.

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Since I’ve largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency

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  • Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two is not filling enough

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Try switching to Guiness

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      • Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.

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      • CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day

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    • Doxatek@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.

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    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?

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      • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.

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      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of protein specifically. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.

        So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you’ll be all set!

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won’t regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.

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    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you

      **This is a joke as I hope is your statement

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    • DenizEfe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      İs your liver made of titanium

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  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just two?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

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      • Starb3an@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

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    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Now there’s nothing left to say, so let’s go drink beer

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As long as you replace the bread you’d normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.

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    • CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I may be wrong, but I’ve been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Found the Brit

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One does not “find” a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You wish

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      • Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now

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  • ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Edward 40 hands.

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought 3 beers are a meal?

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    • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a pork chop in every bottle!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I will. I don’t like beer.

    Now two glasses of port wine…

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    • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bro you can drink port wine again?

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I wasn’t ever unable to?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer

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  • solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It’d put you straight to bed, but that’s sort of the point of a Lenten fast.

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