We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.
Comment on Dutch toilets
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?
TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My brother and I called it the inspection shelf as a joke. Turns out that’s what it’s actually for.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The real problem is your turds are exposed to open air the whole time, so the smell fucking awful the whole time.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s a solid way to prevent neptunes kiss.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The downside is getting your balls slapped with a turd.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No kink shame ;)
sxan@midwest.social 3 months ago
Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 months ago
People who downvoted you are weak stomached non Americans
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m sure those who down voted shame their ancestors by leaving food on their plate.
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Based. Source: American
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.
floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
And to savour the undiluted aroma.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“hey Sharon, SHARON GET IN HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! SHARON!”
veganpizza69@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It kisses goodbye your asshole. Don’t forget from whence thy sheit falls.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 months ago
Since it’s already coming out, is it a French/Australian kiss?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.
This is not a joke
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 3 months ago
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?
jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 3 months ago
The Real Deuce of studies.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A.k.a. “Logology.”
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas.
Liz@midwest.social 3 months ago
If your diet is so lacking in fiber that you need to take pills to make up for it, fix your damn diet.
veganpizza69@lemmy.world 3 months ago
37g is still low. A good target to aim for is 100g.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
How many weetabix biscuits?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Haven’t you thought of shitting backwards?
I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 months ago
It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight