Comment on Dutch toilets

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.

  This is not a joke

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  • AnomalousBit@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

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    • jaemo@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

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      • AnomalousBit@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The Real Deuce of studies.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A.k.a. “Logology.”

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.

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    • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas.

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      • Liz@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If your diet is so lacking in fiber that you need to take pills to make up for it, fix your damn diet.

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      • veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        37g is still low. A good target to aim for is 100g.

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How many weetabix biscuits?

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haven’t you thought of shitting backwards?

    I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight

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• TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My brother and I called it the inspection shelf as a joke. Turns out that’s what it’s actually for.

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• bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The real problem is your turds are exposed to open air the whole time, so the smell fucking awful the whole time.

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a solid way to prevent neptunes kiss.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The downside is getting your balls slapped with a turd.

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No kink shame ;)

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People who downvoted you are weak stomached non Americans

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      • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m sure those who down voted shame their ancestors by leaving food on their plate.

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    • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based. Source: American

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.

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  • floofloof@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And to savour the undiluted aroma.

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “hey Sharon, SHARON GET IN HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! SHARON!”

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• veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It kisses goodbye your asshole. Don’t forget from whence thy sheit falls.

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Since it’s already coming out, is it a French/Australian kiss?

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