Comment on A succulent meal

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stop it, you’re killing him!

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lol gottem

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  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    -Dr. Steve Brule

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    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For your health!

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      • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        One of the episodes that had me in stitches was when he ate seafood from a dumpster then went out in his rowboat for a cruise.

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.

  Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

    Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How did we get to Cheney here?

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        With soup

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the sequel is even better

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am sure uou shouldn’t eat raw potatoes anyway

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don’t know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A chicken would eat you if it could

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.

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    • AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey I didn’t say all of them, and the chicken that defeats me in single combat is welcome to feed upon my corpse.

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is an argument that it’s morally fair to be chickenarian

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And everyone you love.

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    • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - the will try to eat it.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This at least reduces bioaccumulation.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don’t see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.

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• Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don’t all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.

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• mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is wheat not a vegetable?

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  • stray@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.

    Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as “carbs” due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.

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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.

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• YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I was on a strict diet, I actually bought 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and made a stir fry of sorts with broccoli, spinach, carrots, peas. I’d skip breakfast just to be able to have a big dinner and be satisfied going to bed. I’d try to get close to 120g of protein a day, (I’d eat half a chicken a day) and technically as much veg as I could stomach. I figure I was eating around 1500 calories a day. It worked but it was boring.

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• tino_408@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Most vegetables are poisonous just saying

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  • axx@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s really stretching the definition of “vegetables”.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Vegetable is any part of the plant that is edible and I don’t think the poison parts are considered edible, meaning zero vegetables are poisonous.

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