It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
A vegetable wouldn’t hurt you.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 months ago
lol gottem
Hackworth@piefed.ca 7 months ago
-Dr. Steve Brule
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 7 months ago
For your health!
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
One of the episodes that had me in stitches was when he ate seafood from a dumpster then went out in his rowboat for a cruise.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow
Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.
Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.
ch00f@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.
Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
How did we get to Cheney here?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
With soup
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 7 months ago
now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I think the sequel is even better
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 months ago
I am sure uou shouldn’t eat raw potatoes anyway
ickplant@lemmy.world 7 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don’t know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.
robocall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A chicken would eat you if it could
Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hey I didn’t say all of them, and the chicken that defeats me in single combat is welcome to feed upon my corpse.
AA5B@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is an argument that it’s morally fair to be chickenarian
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
And everyone you love.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - the will try to eat it.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
This at least reduces bioaccumulation.
mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Is wheat not a vegetable?
stray@pawb.social 7 months ago
Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.
Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as “carbs” due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.
howrar@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
There are parts of plants that aren’t edible. One definition of vegetable is the edible part of a plant.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don’t see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don’t all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 7 months ago
When I was on a strict diet, I actually bought 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and made a stir fry of sorts with broccoli, spinach, carrots, peas. I’d skip breakfast just to be able to have a big dinner and be satisfied going to bed. I’d try to get close to 120g of protein a day, (I’d eat half a chicken a day) and technically as much veg as I could stomach. I figure I was eating around 1500 calories a day. It worked but it was boring.
tino_408@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Most vegetables are poisonous just saying
axx@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
That’s really stretching the definition of “vegetables”.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Vegetable is any part of the plant that is edible and I don’t think the poison parts are considered edible, meaning zero vegetables are poisonous.
ickplant@lemmy.world 7 months ago
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Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Stop it, you’re killing him!