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Anon wants to start a journal

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    want to eat cookies

    buy pack of cookies

    open pack of cookies

    there’s just cookies inside

    what am I supposed to do? bite on them? that sounds like what little kids would do

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    • CJOtheReal@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bro you bake cookies yourself!

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon buys a journal; uses 4chan instead.

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    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, he’s journaling on 4chan, wtf is he doing

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Catalogue your nut. How long it took to nut, the amount, the consistency, etc.

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    • VicentAdultman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What? This way instead of telling people you’re going to jack off in your room, you can say you’re conducting experiments in your lab.

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    • instamat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Missed opportunity to vlog this instead. I’d subscribe, share and comment. I’d ring the bell to get notifications. I’d join the nut squad.

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  • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine applying gender to the act of writing words.

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    • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      good sirs, is thou engaging in buggery if thou makes record of thine notions?

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  • Restaldt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I tried keeping a journal once

    Then my parents found it, read it, and put me in therapy for a while

    I no longer keep journals

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    • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Locked folders on your phone work well in my experience. Sucks they forced you to do smth you didn’t want to do or weren’t ready for, I’m sorry

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    • Anachronology@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It sucks they violated your privacy, but there’s nothing wrong with therapy. Did it for a couple years myself. Good to get it out and get someone else’s perspective on things.

      Of course, I did that on my own volition. It would’ve been better if you had that choice too.

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    • VicentAdultman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That sucks. Parents don’t understand what privacy means when it comes to their children. My diary/journal got exposed by my mother in front of the entire family. That memory just got into my mind by reading your comment. Time to forget it again. 2024 resolution is to try keep things written down again.

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Try Vigenère cipher !

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Was the therapy helpful?

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon’s a fucking moron, apparently 😂

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Journaling is a great way to monitor and think on the results of your actions and improve over time. I’ve seen that, I’ve done it, I know it works. Yet I still can’t bring myself to suffer through the act of writing down my thoughts. I don’t like to belabor what is already done, I’d rather call good enough good enough and move to the next problem.

    That said, I do establish systems to record efforts and results, they just aren’t handwritten. Tables can be quickly searched and summarized.

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    • Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Interesting!

      Could you elaborate on your record keeping efforts or share resources you’ve built off of?

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My friend had a hard time journaling until I told him to format it like greentext. I meant what are greentexts but stylized journal entries? Just write greentexts about your day. Your emotional state. Shit that pissed you off. Notable things that made you happy.

    You can look back in 6 months and see what your life was like compared to now.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Damn, can’t believe I used to go no 4chan.”

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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dear diary,

    Today OP questioned if he was a faggot for wanting to write in a diary.

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  • Itte@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey I posted this before

    upvotes anyway

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alas, an actual paper journal is dead to me.

    Too insecure, too accessible. If it ain’t encrypted, nothing personal would ever go in it.

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    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Encrypt your words at the time of writing it you’re smart enough.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear nepis tucks in botenook

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      • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        pull a tolkien and make your own lexicon and language

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Go full Anne Lister with it

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigenère_cipher

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Create your own cypher.

      I seriously doubt you have any sort of critical information on your hands but…

      Cyphered journals have been a things for centuries. If nothing else, it’s a hobbie you can develop.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I used to, but they’re pretty easy to crack if they’re easy enough to be kept in your head (well, my head lol).

        And ya never know when laws might change, or some bitter ex decides to steal shit, or whatever. Critical in terms of dangerous in general, obviously not, but sensitive, yes.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why you don’t write your plans to shoot the president down, you write what you had for dinner and what happened at work

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you write this sort of thing rown you’re a cartoon supervillain

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    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If it’s so damning that you’re that worried about it you might need a psychiatrist and not a journal.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Considering the way the US has been lately, nobody should be keeping any kind of personal information available where state or federal governments can access it. People have been fucking arrested for having a miscarriage. They’ve been arrested for having an abortion based on Facebook information.

        All it takes is the wrong law being passed, and we can all be fucked.

        Also, there’s absolutely no reason for you to be an asshole about it. If you can’t partake in a conversation without that kind of behavior, it may be that you really would benefit from some therapy.

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  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sometimes I sketch and write down ideas for patents that somebody definitely already thought of between 10 and 80 years ago.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tbf, I’m not sure what I would want to put in a journal either.

    Had a wank, ate breakfast, played Horizon Forbidden West, watched LOTR, had tea, went to bed.

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    • Fedop@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean that’s a great day, you should write that down for posterity!

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    • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do that, but write down how long you game. My grandpa did that with smoking.

      Saved every penny he would have used for smokes. Financed a car for the money after some years

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    • Prox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That, but add how you felt/feel about those things. Or what they made you think of. Etc.

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  • CorrodedCranium@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I find they are good for keeping track of media I consume whether it’s movies, TV shows, or video games

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bullet journal. Leave a few pages blank at the start for an ongoing index. Then use it for writing whatever you feel like and adjust the index as you go.
    It’ll end up being a mishmash of grocery lists, shower thoughts, reminders, sketches, goals, bad poetry, and evidence for tax fraud, and you’ll still be able to find what you need when you need it.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Plus, in 300 years, your journal will be used in an anthropology class to educate future generations on the modern way of life!

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  • Chinchillax@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In all seriousness, yes.

    For me, my most valuable journaling has been stream-of-conscious thoughts as they come in. Good. Bad. Whatever. It all gets written down. This ain’t archival biography writing. In fact, it’s super liberating to throw out old journals sometimes. They’re all just thoughts.

    Journaling has been the single most valuable tool in my mental health journey. It’s baffling how bad a day can be when I haven’t had my morning brain dump.

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  • CJOtheReal@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man, you write one day in detail and then just write “see page one” on the other pages unless something interesting happened.

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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just fucking write anything. Literally anything. Over time you’ll develop a style that works. Just start with something.

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  • Igloojoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Start a dream journal. Write down your dreams the second you wake up. It’s a big step to lucid dreaming.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine just leaving your thoughts around where anyone could find them and have you committed.

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