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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Temperature⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey look, it’s the Dunning-Krueger effect!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I know about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are these plants called?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Organic nature pegs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to start a journal⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Missed opportunity to vlog this instead. I’d subscribe, share and comment. I’d ring the bell to get notifications. I’d join the nut squad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternate headline: CEOs still out of touch with rank and file employees, continue to set policy based on enormous egos and to assuage shareholders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best of Steam 2023: The Year's Top Games measured by Gross Revenue⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vampire survivors in the platinum level under the steam deck category makes me happy. I love that game. Big ups poncle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only You Can Prevent The Game Awards Hype Cycle - Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe an event created by Geoff Keighly could be generic or average

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does dog pee ownership work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s more like a dog guest book, got it. Does anyone know why they pee where they pee? My dog picks a particular spot in the bushes at my parent’s house and he does it without fail every time.

  And my male dog pees on the same spot as my female dog. What up with that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neighbour deliberately blocking OP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they meant the person who calls for the tow has to pay upfront.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican Senators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And where should I keep this skincare ointment? In my lady purse?! I’ll take my stake with extra asbestos, thank you very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shopping at Target⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We should change it to the “customer is not always a douchebag.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t somebody think of the poor restaurant owners?? They need all the money they can squeeze out of us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Righteous Gemstones' Renewed for Season 4 at HBO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Did y’all jizz?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure it's artificial, but is it intelligent?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I want to read the story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure it's artificial, but is it intelligent?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  function paidvacations() {
  return “Be ✨rich✨.”;
  }

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder what it means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Tom cruise reveals himself to be an alien and he has the ability to self replicate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trendy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep my furniture out your fucking house