You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Recent hands-on experiments determined human feces cannot be made into frozen knives to dismember dogs” is the absolute most that a single sentence can be. The peak has been crested, literature can only stagnate from here.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This comes from a story Wade Davis told about an old Inuit hunter guy who killed a dog with a poop knife, skinned it, made a sled from its carcass and a harness from its hide and used another dog to ride into the sunset as a fuck you to his family who were trying to force him to retire.

    The story has been thought to be bullshit by a lot of people. Wade Davis is a great writer though.

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• CyberCypress@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember the 2018 Society for American Archaeology conference, everyone saw this paper title in the schedule and tried to go to the talk. Probably the most asked question that weekend besides “time for a beer?” was “did you see the poop knife talk?”

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• qooqie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Was this a common myth or something? There’s got to be a reason to test it

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some dude at the bar would not shut up about it and the scientist is not one to let some motherfucker just stand around being wrong.

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• instamat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I know about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Something about being brave enough comes to mind

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      or just gross enough

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