I’m a time traveler and I’m highly offended, but I can’t tell you why or it would rend the fabric of the universe.
I wonder what it means
Submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They look really happy though.
herrwoland@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well the ai generating those hands so well might be actually from the future
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Only 5 fingers on each hand? WTF?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Hand all the way to the right has 5 fingers and a base of a thumb visible
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ayylmaos, should they exist, would be very…alien to us. Why are almost all schizo-American ufonutjob descriptions of ayylmaos are near-human sized, vaguely fuckable Startrek forehead aliens who are bipedal and have two arms? Even on Earth, bipedalism is very rare amongst animals. Next is size. Mammals alone span the size of mice to blue whales. Why are ayylmaos sized just right for anal probing us? Why aren’t they orca-sized girrafes? Let’s not go to problems with different planetary gravities and atmosphere. Oxygen is highly toxic and Earfian life have evolved a complicated mechanism to detoxify it. Yet, ufonutjobbers depict ayylmaos as not wearing space suits. Next is communication. We can’t even talk to cats or understand them fully. What makes you think we can seduce a green naked ayylmao slave dancer? Truly, schizo-American ufonutjobbers should gb2 to Rebbit where they belong.
porkins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oxygen is also a catalyst for life. It’s kind of like a drug for us. It’s good and bad at the same time. It kind of burns the wick of life. It helps us product energy and destroy old cells. It is thought to be something that we would find in abundance on any planet with complex life.
In theory, the reason that our evolution won was because it is a very effective design pattern. It is possible that aliens might come from a planet with stronger or weaker gravity, so could have differing musculoskeletal structure, however the humanoid form would still provide the correct support. Perhaps, in lower gravity, our heads might have been bigger light some depictions of Greys.
We have been working on a first contact protocol for ages and would be certain to quickly establish a means of communication. I highly recommend watching the movie Arrival, which goes through this at great detail and definitely pokes at the idea that aliens might perceive different dimensions.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jury is still out if the humanoid form really is such an evolutionary advantage. Sharks exist for already at least 450 million years, predating trees by about 90 million years.
Cannizzaro@feddit.ch 2 years ago
AI has revolutionized memes
sdoorex@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
This must be what that gay agenda is all about. I mean, look at them ripped aliens.
Roundcat@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
(on our way to area 51)
What do we want? A man worth fighting for🎵
metaStatic@kbin.social 2 years ago
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Ack!
cowfodder@unilem.org 2 years ago
instamat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tom cruise reveals himself to be an alien and he has the ability to self replicate?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 2 years ago
Look, they’re all laughing! What good friends!
Hazdaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Should have had Biden in his favorite black aviators.
i_pee_through_that@unilem.org 2 years ago
Meme?
Fester@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Me and the boys getting ready to corporatize world-changing technology
Venomnik0@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Dark Brandon
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 2 years ago
The Alien Overlords have come to save us from our doom. Hail the Alien Overlords. May we have eternal peace*
*ᵘⁿᵗⁱˡ ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵘˢ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃⁱⁿⁱⁿᵍ
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Psh, those hands look so fake
Arotrios@kbin.social 2 years ago
Goddamn it. I knew my Tardis was malfunctioning after that last crash into the #BBC. Apologies everyone - gotta flush the quantum improbability matrix again before I untangle the timelines. By the way, if anyone happens to spot a thylacine with a spiked collar roaming around London, please let me know. He answers to the name of Cryptodile Dundee and likes kangaroo niblets.
pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Illegal aliens are voting, the election is rigged!
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Oh, they mean these illegal aliens. All this time I thought we were talking about Mexicans. SMDH.
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Build the… dome?