This toilet paper at my work

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• Introversion@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  Not for the anuses in charge, though.

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  • Fraylor@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I work security at a college currently. The president has their own personal bathroom with their own tp. I swapped it out with the shit I gotta use more than once.

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• anon6789@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like the office version of anti-homeless architecture. Most likely intended to serve the save purpose.

  I’m becoming less convinced feudalism ever actually ended…

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  • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hopefully the AI will treat our corporate backsides better

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• Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

    I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply

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    • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

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    • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      shareholder-ply

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    • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.

      Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A prostate exam with every wipe

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• mayonaise_met@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Penny wise pound foolish. The only way not to go through the paper is to go through the rolls.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You realize everyone in the office has very recently just touched their own poop. Even management cant put a positive spin on that. You need better TP.

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  • OhmsLawn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ain’t nobody single-sheeting paper that thin.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We were in a hotel in Niagara Falls earlier this year and it had toilet paper like that in the room. We went out and got real toilet paper pretty quickly.

  What gives, Canada? I thought you guys were better than us.

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You were in Niagara Falls. NF is known as one of the shittiest (pun very much intended) Canadian cities.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair.

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• AnagrammadiCodeina@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I prefer this one over the sandpaper that many place use. You just fold it and it’s softer

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• PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yikes…not even Orphanage-Grade

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• Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s bananus

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• ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1/4 ply?

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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One sixteenth imagination.

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• TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My work switched to a double ply… instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people’s war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.

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  • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products

    Did only women’s bathrooms get clogged?

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    • Iamdanno@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not necessarily a clue. The pipes all eventually merge together. Whatever is causing the clog could be from anywhere upstream.

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• BobaFuttbucker@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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  • flicker@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your name implies a bias toward the lack of value with regard to the well-being of the modern anus.

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• Icaria@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thin toilet paper is one thing, just use more layers.

  Narrow toilet paper is another. Fuck places that use non-standard width toilet paper.

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  • Drusas@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thin toilet paper is also usually quite coarse, so just using more still isn't fantastic.

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    • XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but the more layers you use, the less chance you have of deflowering yourself.

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s terrible and what’s sad is that its likely not even cheaper if you factor in how much is used.

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• waz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One side: 80 grit The other side: high gloss

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• Swarfega@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a kid, I remember when the schools used to have that paper that literally was paper and on one side being shiny. Shit used to literally smear on the shiny side. I don’t think it actually exists anymore.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know exactly what you’re talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square

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    • girthero@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For me it was only by the square because the dispenser was jammed.

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  • calypsopub@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep, and if you folded it, the little pointy edges would lacerate your tender bits.

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    • Swarfega@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hah, yes!

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• funktion@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m so thankful I didn’t live in ancient Rome

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• Yoz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol its a big fuck you to all the workers.

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• Ratulf@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t shit at work. Now, back in the day when I had my own private bathroom in my office (luck of the draw), I never shit at home.

    I got paid 5.50 an hour (was shitty money even then, but a man could eat) to shit there, and by Krishna I was gonna shit there.

    One day the boss said, “I don’t pay you to poop.” And I said, “Bud, you’ve paid me for every shit I’ve taken for the last four years. I’d like to take a moment to thank you while we’re on the subject.”

    He was not amused haha.

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    • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would just have said “For 5.50 an hour I’m not paid enough to care”

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• RoseRose56@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  reminds me seinfeld episode, where Elaine want a a square, but the woman in the other stall says “I can’t spare a square. I don’t have a square to spare.”

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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would not have spared a square.

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• HanDman@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like you’re going to ‘get in touch with your inner self’.

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• forty2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from…

  What you’re holding there is Prototype-0

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Scientist with clipboard browsing Lemmy

    “Sir, he’s found it!”

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    • forty2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “LinkOpensChest_wave…you magnificent bastard…”

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• BigTrout75@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t they know the story of 2-ply? www.google.com/amp/s/…/%3foutputType=amp

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  • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Non-amp link: opb.org/…/deschutes-river-oregon-poo-patrol-two-p…

    “Quality” and “two-ply” should rarely be put next to each other though.

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1/8th ply

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clip your finger nails before your finger breaks through that and you scrape your clean your bum hole.

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• TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That TP looks great for removing the static from between your cheeks.

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still better than 0.5 ply toilet paper schools use.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was in a group that traveled the country and stayed in school gyms over the summer. I can tell you, the worst school bathroom I had to poop in had a combination of all the worst things:

    The toilet paper came out one piece at a time, like a napkin box at a restaurant but facing down. It was also this super thin ply.

    The “stalls” were actually just small walls that went up to your shoulder (when sitting) and forward to your knees (when sitting).

    They had a mirror running the full wall opposite the “stalls,” so you had nothing to look at but the wall of dudes pooping or furiously pulling individual tissues of tp out.

    AT A HIGH SCHOOL. That shit should be considered abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had to go to that bullshit school.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My high school back in the 90s had no stall doors in the boys’ room. And even back then we knew it was so no one would be able to jerk off in there.

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or the 120 grit sandpaper some offices use.

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• atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s military grade single ply right there. youtu.be/f6HuAhJ0k5E?si=BucLnrDAhgJol_OC

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• favrion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use the whole roll. They’re the ones purchasing it.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I’d rather just use my hand. At least it’ll be softer.

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