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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wyd⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d call a horseologist and tell them to get over here right away, there’s no time to explain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone else explained this too. It’s still mildly infuriating when you have to use it. Can’t even pull it out without it breaking before there’s enough tissue for the job because of how the dispenser is designed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current state of Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I was on that sub as well, occasionally. I respect Bardfinn, the lead mod of AHS, but they used to tell me that accounts were restored on appeal if moderators retaliated by reporting users for “abusing the report button,” but my appeal was never accepted, and it was a clear instance of mod retaliation. I finally shared that experience when I was on my way out of the site for good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current state of Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah I got IP banned for “abusing the report button” by reporting a literal call for violence against trans people. I had to use a VPN to browse that shitty site. In retrospect, I don’t know why I bothered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current state of Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mildly hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current state of Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “See you next week,” one user smugly commented to me on my way out.

  I haven’t been back, and I haven’t missed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Sh!tposting still anything goes? Had a Classic Art meme joke deleted as the moderator thought it was anti-abortion? It was much more about a joke and a shitty one at that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, it was that post?

  I didn’t even think it was making any statement. It was just a funny meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t even know where they find this stuff. I’ve been broke as a mf joke and had to buy toilet paper from the dollar Tree, which was luxurious quality compared to this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Scientist with clipboard browsing Lemmy

  “Sir, he’s found it!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I think I’ll just move back to the reservation instead

  Why trade one genocidal state for another?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t even tell anymore

  His entire life is a shitpost incarnate, and not a very good one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  More like totalitarian toilet paper

  Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My sibling in arse paper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I know exactly what you’re talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t connect a garden hose without water leaking out the connections, so I’m not sure how well I’d fare with indoor plumbing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This doesn’t sound too bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll look into it, thanks! I’ve always wished I had one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It is so thin that it crumbles upon the slightest pull

  It was a monumental task getting enough to come out for the picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t it involve plumbing? I’m not good with plumbing. I’m picturing water everywhere, like the time I fixed my sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so thankful I didn’t live in ancient Rome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Risky click, but it was worth it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the phenomenon you’re talking about, but this is not that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re not breeding Bolsheviks in your washroom, then are you really living?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayo, are you the Technology Connections dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It definitely takes more time to gently extract enough paper for the job without it crumbling to dust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  True, in a better system, we’d have superior solutions to posterior cleaning that the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a real ad? Lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

  I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply