This toilet paper at my work

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• artistan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shitty toilet paper buddy! Image

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My sibling in arse paper!

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• eddietrax@dmv.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instant shitfinger i.imgur.com/NKF8DYW.jpeg

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Risky click, but it was worth it

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just start shitting in the sink.

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you need a piece of tp the length of a CVS receipt

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• PixellatedDave@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just use a massive amount and if it keeps blocking the loo then oh well when the cheap paper causes too much cost then they might look into better quality stuff.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t even know where they find this stuff. I’ve been broke as a mf joke and had to buy toilet paper from the dollar Tree, which was luxurious quality compared to this.

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    • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sysco

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• sverit@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guess so you don’t take some of it home. I personally think this is bodily injury.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trump vs Biden? More like tissue vs bidet

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• doesitwork@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just install a bidet until they ask

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  finger pokes through surprise buttseks

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• shininghero@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least your holder is still assembled properly. People at my job take the roll holder, yank it half out of the box, and just leave it in that mangled state.

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• willeypete23@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, I get it that it’s cool to rag on a company for being cheap and short sighted but this toilet paper is not bought to save money. They know you use more. It’s bought because thin toilet paper breaks down quickly in water, meaning rather than needing a plumber to wrestle your turd nest out of the pipes with a snake, they can hang an out of order sign on the stall for a shift and try flushing again once the “toilet paper” has completely dissolved.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone else explained this too. It’s still mildly infuriating when you have to use it. Can’t even pull it out without it breaking before there’s enough tissue for the job because of how the dispenser is designed.

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• Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Walmart’s new paperstock for the bathroom I feel is like this, it’s so cheap

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• dasgoat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is this famous advertisement for toilet paper that goes ‘is your washroom breeding bolsjewists?’

  And yes, yes it is

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you’re not breeding Bolsheviks in your washroom, then are you really living?

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just use the hand towels.

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “John Wayne Toilet Paper: don’t take shit off nobody.”

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  • Limit@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rough, and tough, and don’t take no shit!

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• steal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This makes me so upset.

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• Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Made out of silk!

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• soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You do realise this role is double layered and this is just half the thickness because it’s one layer?

  It happens all the time to the TP at my work

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know the phenomenon you’re talking about, but this is not that

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    • soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Woah, I think the best thing for you to do is waste as much of it as possible to where it’s cost inefficient to buy the worse quality roll.

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People unraveling one ply so it starts unraveling the entire roll like opening up a fruit by the foot from the wrong side.

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• Aux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Capitalism is why you have toilet paper in the first place.

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  • sep@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Toilet paper was invented in the 15th century. Capitalism in the 16th. Explains a lot actually…

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True, in a better system, we’d have superior solutions to posterior cleaning that the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

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    • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can move to North Korea and experience all the glory of a better system today!

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  • kpw@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lemmy moment.

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    • SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, the Lemmy moment is whining about capitalism, or jerking off Linux.

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• medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get your coworkers to join you in using the nearest fast food restaurant whenever you need to use the restroom. When management sees everyone constantly cycling through the front door, they may get a clue.

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• haywire7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RIP you butt

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• spawnsalot@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feels like I wipe with nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

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• satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Average shitty fingers enjoyer

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    • satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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