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• pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once my dog pissed on a sheet and I threw it in the machine without even rinsing it.

  Everything I washed for the next week smelled like dog piss.

  There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

    I think this is my new favourite saying

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

      Poster for the film Joker, 2019

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That sounds like a washing machine issue to me.

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    • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolutely. If my washing machine can handle a full load of pissy cloth diapers every night, it should definitely be able to handle one sheet with dog piss on it.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Washing machinese should have an index on how much piss they can handle in one load /s

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Point of order, do you use detergent?

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You never empty the machine’s drain?

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• dlsloop@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do we even wash our clothes? Just to dirty them again? Life is a prison.

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not wasting perfectly good drinking piss just to wash some clothes

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To get the proper drinking experience, make sure to let it age in your bladder for at least a couple of hours. If you’re not going to age it properly then might as well use it for the washing machine.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s only piss if it comes from the piss region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling urine.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Urea-lly need to stop doing that.

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• Hirohito@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ancient romans did it first

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  • Timbo1970@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But then it should be communal. OUR pee, to make the tankies happy.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The hammer, the sickle, and the communal pee jug!

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have to let it age iirc, something to do with urea and ammonia

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    • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When our bodies metabolize protein they produce ammonia which is toxic to us, so our liver combines it into urea which is ~20X less toxic in our bloodstream (fish don’t do this because they can always pee the ammonia out their gills)

      Urea of course breaks down into ammonia, which is alkaline and polar. It does a decent job of dissolving fat and grease.

      Its also why i buy unscented ammonia and add about a cup or so to my laundry (especially for bedding) to help extract even more oils from it. It seems to work quite well and it’s cheap.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I you can save one small flush of water with that, so I’d say it’s a-okey!

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  • devaly@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer to do it in the dish washer, since it uses even less water.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sink.

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reddit has changed so much.

  r/sinkpissed USED to be full ironic posts. “Haha, what if”, with no actual sink pissing. Not anymore…

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait was there a legitimate use for piss in the olden days?

  Was piss used to wash clothes?

  I dont rember if it was water down a hill where human bodies were buried or if piss was collected directly in PISS BUCKETS for washing.

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  • esc@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There were a lot of legitimate uses for urine. It was used in tanning, for cleaning, for making gunpowder.

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  • PIxelSerg404@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ancient rome enters the chat

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They used to wash clothes down the river from burial ground because the lye mixed with human remains resulted in a natural soap leeching into the ground water/river

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    • littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Guess it’s time to dig up Grandma for some natural soap

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Obligatory OK Tyler Durden.

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  • MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The saying “Not even a pot to piss in.” doesnt just mean you have nothing, it also refers to the fact you couldnt even make any money because if you had a pot you could sell your urine.

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    • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This isn’t true. The saying comes from the early 20th century.

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    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Never heard this one (not native English speaking) but it sounds plausible !

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• bountygiver@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The water can only dilute dirty stuff so much. Shouldn’t you rinse any items that are too dirty through running water first before throwing it into the washing machine?

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought the machine did that because it only releases the soap in a later stage. But I also think the machine reuses water a lot to save on water.

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• lustyargonian@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Matured piss was used for washing clothes. Next time bottle it up and use after 2 weeks of fermenting.

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wh-…y-…n-…

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not sure why I’d want to dirty up my clothes even more before a wash

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