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Pie in the face.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨WanderWisley@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a recipe for brick pie that is to die for.

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    • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s an on-the-go version that’s super compact! Instead of stone, which is porous / relatively high concentration of air, these ones are made out of lead to get all that pie in as small a container as possible. It even comes wrapped in a tiny little pot for you to cook it in - you just tap the back while pointing it at a deserving world leader and *boom!* it delivers a tiny, hot pie right to their face!

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sounds familiar but I just can’t put my trigger finger on it.

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  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We used to throw pies, now we just throw shade

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If we’re going back to when we actually put ourselves at risk to fight back against our overlords, I’d rather we go all the way back to when we’d burn their houses down - often with them inside - instead.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no, no. pies are too visible.

    Milkshakes are just a cup. Anyone could be carrying a cup.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate throwing valuable food to the walking undergrowth.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Use spoiled food!

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      • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Just fill a pie crust with turds.

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Rotten tomatoes are a classic. Perfect size for throwing.

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  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sponsored by PieFed. Home of the cream pie.

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    • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thought that was PieHub…

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  • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some of us Americans think this is what the second amendment is for

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    now replace pies with guillotines and I’m sold!

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kinda hard to throw a guillotine at someone’s face. They’re pretty heavy.

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      • Mertn33@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Try a min guillotine, just big enough to snip their nose off.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Powerful people? Or just trash.

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  • MrNobody@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can toppings contain potassium benzoate?

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I feel like you wouldn’t get away with that nowadays.

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the US, you would be charged with assault/battery.

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  • godsammitdam@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Creampie your fascist billionaires and politicians.

    …wait a moment…

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    • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes. Like that

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  • _chris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except instead of pies, bowling balls. Or anvils.

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    • RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Calm down wile e coyote.

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  • Magister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I guess you saw that in your feed because the famous Noël Godin l’entarteur died a couple of days ago, he was well known in France and Belgium, I remember watching him on TV 😆

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  • Hello_there@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Milkshakes are thrown in the UK. I like that better.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is that Mitch McConnell?

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    • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No bill gates

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rotten vegetables too

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  • Solrac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In Puerto Rico, someone got splashed with a water Boyle, the current party said they felt sorry and that kind of thing shouldn’t happen again… It should happen at least 10 times an hour world wide.

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  • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We need splurge guns for this fight

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rotten produce

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