Not all of these are true

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• lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, which aren’t true? I’ve observed all of these, but admittedly it’s a small sample size.

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• loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hello, fellow Glens

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Glen, Glen 🤝

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99n083E0IA

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    • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  can we give them this? Of course we cannot.

  Why does this feel so all-encompassing?

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until i started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t like how quickly my brain made sense of this

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  please don’t flummox your men, it isn’t healthy for them, vet fees aren’t cheap

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I didn’t know what that word was and panicked for 5 minutes before googling it.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      oh no, you’ve been flummoxed, breathe in this bag.

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d like to petition that we can have a flummox, as a treat 🥹

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But is just a treat, not too regularly

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Deflummoxulation isn’t cheap!

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It isn’t that bad, but some Glens can get easily flummoxed going to the vet, making it more complicated.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Actually all of the men in the Great Lakes area were lost in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every. Single. Man.

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This feels like the text equivalent of that one person who draws those people with the horrifically bad anatomy. You know, the guy who drew the mailman having his abnormally long fingers being licked by another man.

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  • BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chris Simpsons artist

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• AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  #10 is true. Source: the documentary Glen Gary and Glen Ross.

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not all of them are false…

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• EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Correction on point 1: Most men prefer you pour yogurt only into their mouth-hole, not any of the other holes. Please respect that.

  I refuse to comment on points 2-10.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re telling me that Kellogg was an outlier?

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn. Now you all know my name! I also made the mistake of thinking deeply. May as well drop me from a helicopter. Preferably one very high up

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t have a fiddle, I have a banjo. Am I still Glen?

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shhh Glen, you’ve been flummoxed, get in the mailbox

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In general, if someone hates you, I simply recommend not being around them. Not complicated.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Big if true.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is true

  Source: am potato

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• Iceman@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!

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• Magister@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i’m 7 !!! :D

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