Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It’s so gross, at least nsfw it.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I’m a goober not an internet
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I use freedom units not the overly complex and arbitrarily ruled metric “system”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Please add an F to it so everyone understands you’re using an outdated measuring system no one else uses anymore. Or mark your post as “For US only” as I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy, since they barely have any internet. I wouldn’t call it “freedom” units, as both Myanmar and the US score low on the freedom scale.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The C stands for communism!
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh
Oh my God, I’m sweating so much, woahoh
I’m going to take all my clothes off first
Otherwise I won’t make it out of here alive
Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I’m going to go listen to it I assume it’s metal
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field no shade, mid July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well fast forward and thar hip hop fish n chicken: Philly cheesesteak is running through me.
See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you’ve been mad at the wrong guy lol
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken
Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it…but no all over the back splash!
darkmogool@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
130º? are you boiling water there?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Freedom units
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I think they’re called fascist units now.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Use real measurement, not made up bullshit next time.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Some people pay good money for a sauna.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin’ sound track: youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
I thought 130° was the angle as it didn’t mention what units he was using.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kelvin
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve worked events for a while now.
A fair few people have sex in these
Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter
ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We call them Dixie’s in The Netherlands.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same in the Midwestern US
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I think they might be brand names?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
portajohn, portalet, portapotty, mobile turd station, backup shitter, we have a lot of names for 'em in california
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Excuse me, but it’s called a Turdis
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ve always hated tobacco smoke. It’s just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I’m actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That’s preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.
AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There is never any winning in a porta potty…