Rate my daily breakfast

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know, it’s generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the pleat from exploding from heat.

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior

    #/s

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stick a fork in it too so it’ll carry more heat deep into the potato.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …of your kitchen

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Potato is mostly water.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And they’re delicious. So more water equals more delicious. It’s simple math!

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not after I’m through with it.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just put them directly on the rotating glass thingy

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think your plate is overcooked.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mmm, communion wafer.

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• Awtina@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mark Watney shitposting on lemmy.

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sol-ly breakfast type shit

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  • EonNShadow@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shitposting his shit potatoes, even

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Which prison are you being held in?

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    prison of my own mind

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be careful. I’ve heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  10/10

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• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Out of vicodin too huh?

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Potato/potato

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This looks very interesting. What is this?

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A cake that looks like a baked potato, a cracked meringue dusted in cocoa, and a frozen banana slice. 3/10 plating

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro you need corn in your life.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Potato is life.

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    • ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Potat is lie, sush is lyfe

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• Kaaskaasei@lemy.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a poisonous potato from Minecraft

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that a lunar crater model for a school project?

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• Canajan@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not microwaved long enough, hasn’t even exploded yet /s

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This looks like a comet flyby.

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