Great, condition drivera to ignore children because "Mon dieu! Another one of those fakes!"
In France, to slow down traffic, they have these fake children by the side of the road
Submitted 1 month ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Triumph@fedia.io 1 month ago
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why you have to put real children in there randomly so it’s a schrodinger paradox where you don’t know if there’s something living in there until you hit it.
Triumph@fedia.io 1 month ago
No they need to make these imposters into lifelike robots that actually run out in traffic and cause accidents.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah it’s obvious the mannequin can’t smoke.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BennyInc@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yeah. Good luck running a red light with those placed at the intersection…
Tiral@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, you can run it… Once.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dang. French kids are weird looking
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The French are weird looking. (I’m jking)
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes. Jkng
Seimhe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A good traffic management plan acknowledges that when child predators slow down to look, it slows everyone else down too. /s
daannii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What will happen is people will tune them out. And real children too.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In Oklahoma, people put deer statues by the highway for this effect.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Works great, until people get so used to them that they ignore real children and deer.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yup! Although the deer don’t get ignored for too long, a real one will be along soon enough to throw themselves across your hood.
pasdechance@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I haven’t seen one yet. Maybe they don’t use them in every part of France?
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 month ago
I’ve seen a few of them, in different regions i think, but definitely not in every town, and in my experience it’s more of a rural village with a big road passing through thing.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i mean there only has to be one for this to technically be true
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That fake child is ugly. It would be wrong not to speed up.
nexttech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just increase the fines for going over the speed limit
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 month ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Tie them to income or wealth instead.
nexttech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tie what ? the kids ?
Miaou@jlai.lu 1 month ago
What’s the point when those are never enforced? Enforcement of trafic law is much more important than the concrete punishment. As you said yourself, being able to pay a fine does not mean you want to receive one.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is way stupider than tipping.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That little fucker wants to get hit, you can tell.
Grimy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every muscle in my body would be screaming to swerve the car into that monstrosity. Imagine seeing it at night.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Waymos hate this one trick.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They tried this in the states, but they were riddled with bulletholes and cost too much to replace. They went back to real children, for economic and cultural reasons.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Damn, that went dark fast.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
For the children, too
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Should’ve made them out of tannerite
PlaneMaker@feddit.org 1 month ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The United…