Great, condition drivera to ignore children because "Mon dieu! Another one of those fakes!"
In France, to slow down traffic, they have these fake children by the side of the road
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why you have to put real children in there randomly so it’s a schrodinger paradox where you don’t know if there’s something living in there until you hit it.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
No they need to make these imposters into lifelike robots that actually run out in traffic and cause accidents.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah it’s obvious the mannequin can’t smoke.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BennyInc@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yeah. Good luck running a red light with those placed at the intersection…
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, you can run it… Once.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dang. French kids are weird looking
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The French are weird looking. (I’m jking)
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes. Jkng
Seimhe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A good traffic management plan acknowledges that when child predators slow down to look, it slows everyone else down too. /s
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What will happen is people will tune them out. And real children too.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In Oklahoma, people put deer statues by the highway for this effect.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Works great, until people get so used to them that they ignore real children and deer.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yup! Although the deer don’t get ignored for too long, a real one will be along soon enough to throw themselves across your hood.
pasdechance@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I haven’t seen one yet. Maybe they don’t use them in every part of France?
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 2 months ago
I’ve seen a few of them, in different regions i think, but definitely not in every town, and in my experience it’s more of a rural village with a big road passing through thing.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i mean there only has to be one for this to technically be true
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That fake child is ugly. It would be wrong not to speed up.
nexttech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just increase the fines for going over the speed limit
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 2 months ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Tie them to income or wealth instead.
nexttech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tie what ? the kids ?
Miaou@jlai.lu 2 months ago
What’s the point when those are never enforced? Enforcement of trafic law is much more important than the concrete punishment. As you said yourself, being able to pay a fine does not mean you want to receive one.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is way stupider than tipping.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That little fucker wants to get hit, you can tell.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every muscle in my body would be screaming to swerve the car into that monstrosity. Imagine seeing it at night.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Waymos hate this one trick.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They tried this in the states, but they were riddled with bulletholes and cost too much to replace. They went back to real children, for economic and cultural reasons.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Damn, that went dark fast.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
For the children, too
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Should’ve made them out of tannerite
PlaneMaker@feddit.org 2 months ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The United…