Great, condition drivera to ignore children because "Mon dieu! Another one of those fakes!"
In France, to slow down traffic, they have these fake children by the side of the road
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Triumph@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s why you have to put real children in there randomly so it’s a schrodinger paradox where you don’t know if there’s something living in there until you hit it.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
No they need to make these imposters into lifelike robots that actually run out in traffic and cause accidents.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah it’s obvious the mannequin can’t smoke.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BennyInc@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yeah. Good luck running a red light with those placed at the intersection…
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, you can run it… Once.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dang. French kids are weird looking
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The French are weird looking. (I’m jking)
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes. Jkng
Seimhe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A good traffic management plan acknowledges that when child predators slow down to look, it slows everyone else down too. /s
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What will happen is people will tune them out. And real children too.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Oklahoma, people put deer statues by the highway for this effect.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Works great, until people get so used to them that they ignore real children and deer.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yup! Although the deer don’t get ignored for too long, a real one will be along soon enough to throw themselves across your hood.
pasdechance@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
I haven’t seen one yet. Maybe they don’t use them in every part of France?
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 2 weeks ago
I’ve seen a few of them, in different regions i think, but definitely not in every town, and in my experience it’s more of a rural village with a big road passing through thing.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i mean there only has to be one for this to technically be true
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That fake child is ugly. It would be wrong not to speed up.
nexttech@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just increase the fines for going over the speed limit
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Tie them to income or wealth instead.
nexttech@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tie what ? the kids ?
Miaou@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
What’s the point when those are never enforced? Enforcement of trafic law is much more important than the concrete punishment. As you said yourself, being able to pay a fine does not mean you want to receive one.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is way stupider than tipping.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That little fucker wants to get hit, you can tell.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every muscle in my body would be screaming to swerve the car into that monstrosity. Imagine seeing it at night.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Waymos hate this one trick.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They tried this in the states, but they were riddled with bulletholes and cost too much to replace. They went back to real children, for economic and cultural reasons.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Damn, that went dark fast.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
For the children, too
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Should’ve made them out of tannerite
PlaneMaker@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The United…