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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sex before dinner is the correct order most of the time.

    Get way too sleepy when my belly is full!

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    • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m going to try this when I ask someone out. “Wanna have sex then dinner?” Keep y’all posted.

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t make it weird. Just type up a little agenda with times and acts and whatnot. Add a paragraph or two at the end explaining why. She’ll know you really care. Now, whether you email her a digital copy with a signature field, or have her sign it in front of you when you pick her up is just a matter of personal style.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is the way.

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, plus bending in interesting ways is more difficult

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let her nap on the way home. She’s got to wake up to go in the house, and a little kiss here and there, a little nibble, a little tickle, and she’ll perk up. Enough.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This man fucks.

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    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why wake up? Just pick her up and carry her to the bed.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How wide are your doors?

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.

    Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.

    Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lucky you I guess. For me it’s promise something-> too sleepy, okay we go to bed -> I don’t even get woken at all.

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      • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I don’t even get woken at all.

        Are you still sleeping?

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    • TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This have happened quite often are we became parents. Our cortisol levels are just too high when we go to bed so we are just crashing, but then after we’ve slept for an hour or so, and one might make the move and wakes the other. It’s actually quite hot, haha.

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  • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    While it is obviously okay to be tired, maybe don’t promise what you won’t keep. It can disappoint your partner and if it happens often enough, these promise might turn them off as they remember the disappointment and eventually, possibly make your partner feel undesired. I mean it puts words and actions in contrast and once words seem meaningless, actions become everything and if you were excited to mess up around, would you be sleeping? So your actions wouldn’t communicate desire, but rather the opposite.

    So while sleeping is totally okay, if you realise that you often promise a lot to then fall asleep… maybe stop promising and start looking for opportunities to show your desire when you aren’t tired and in the mood.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Add somnophilia to the list of freaky things and problem sorted!

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Happy Cake Day you little freak.

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      • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Takes one to know one 😏 and thank you!

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    • GhostFace@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s been on the list for a long time. A lot of people are surprisingly uncomfortable with giving it though.

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      • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well, you’re being all so snuggly and cute. Would feel too selfish to wake you up for a romp

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    • Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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      • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, not rape. Rape requires a lack of consent. Somnophilia by definition is explicitly consenting to your partner having sex with you while you're sleeping.

        This can be as little as e.g. waking them up with oral (yes, indeed, oral without consent is still rape! As nice as it sounds to "surprise" them, make sure they're okay with it first. Having had sex the previous night is NOT consent for any continued sexual activity once they fell asleep!), or going all the way to penetrative sex.

        But the most important aspect is, again, communication. You can communicate consent to a future event, and until that event happens, you can withdraw said consent at any time. And most definitely don't do it with a one night stand. This kind of consent requires a level of trust you build over time.

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      • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You can consent to having sex while sleeping.

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes but also no

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      • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean, it’s consensual if it was added to the list of things the girl promised, no?

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  • Darkmuch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The window reflection is funky.

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I settle for a freakin cuddle in the freakin bed

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  • canniest_tod@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sleeping baddie

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    • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That tattoo fucks

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t want to engage in anything freaky with anyone wearing fake nails. Is probably get one broken off under my skin and get an infection or something.

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    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is not really a problem. (Not more than natural nails)

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My friday and saturday nights… except we dont even go out, its just us settling down in the living room and put on a movie. She gets comfortable and boom out in 10 min. Wakes up 2 hours later says im tired and goes tp bed. Sometimes the next morning things happen, but im really not a morning person so its fine but never as good as night. I also smoke which makes it 1000 times better and thats also only at night which is probably the real reason it’s that much better haha.

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  • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this some famous person we are supposed to recognize?

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    • ViscloReader@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You sound like mom’s first meme: “who’s that? I don’t know her? What do you mean?”

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      • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It has been painfully obvious I’m getting too old…

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