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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I like to compare the Bitcoin price chart to the stats on a roulette wheel. You can’t really predict what causes it to go one way or the other, but you do know that it will eventually go back.

    I mean, Bitcoin is the one thing that just won’t die. Every time its price collapses, people declare it dead, but a few years later it somehow comes roaring back. If you think Bitcoin is worthless just because it has no utility and no person smarter than a chimpanzee would invest in it, by God you are overestimating the intelligence of finance and crypto bros.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because it is nothing more than gambling.

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      • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        And money laundry

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      • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Thank you for repeating the same thing that I said

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    • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think the reason has little to do with investors and more to do the bitcoin being the backbone of the online black market.

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The online black market shifted to monero ever since the “Dreaded Pirate Roberts” was identified and arrested via his bitcoin accounts.

        Dodgy people may hold bitcoin, but the don’t use it for illicit transactions.

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    • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You actually can, because it behaves in 4 year cycles. Bitcoin ATH have been in August 2017, 2021 and 2025, and dips have been in December 2018, 2022 and 2026. This why people are selling right now, everyone knows this which makes it self-fulfilling

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You’re acting like you could predict this year based on 2 data points.

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Why 4 though? How do we know it’ll repeat?

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    • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sell off right now for the Space-X IPO will bounce back in a few months

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      • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Old investing adage: The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me watching my lithium stocks get fucking smashed at the moment

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yay cheaper lithium

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I completely misunderstood this image.

    I thought the gorilla was actually a dog without a head and the arms were ears attached directly to the neck, and instead of being on the table, the headless dog was taking a selfie looking down on the OR.

    I can’t explain how I got there.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like this

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      • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s a preatty unique concept if you ask me

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  • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why are the electrodes attached to his nipples 🤔

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    • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      To measure his niplenessto measure his nippleness

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      • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are you a Stanford scientist?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Where would you put them monkey genius?

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      • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        my ignorance is exposed 😖

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because he’s in to that shit.

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can’t wait for BTC to go the way of NFC.

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    • MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hope you mean NFT because NFC is pretty useful

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      • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I 100% meant NFT, lol.

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      • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Also, happy Cake Day!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Go Falcons!

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    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      NFC

      Accepted as a method of payment nearly everywhere these days?

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    • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s like the worst of all the cryptos. It’s only the most popular because it was the first

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    • big_slap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ?? I use nfc every day, wym

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Eh, both have their utility, just not whatever crypto bros made of it.

      I use crypto to pay for things abroad, like a decent VPN, from a heavily sanctioned authoritarian shithole. And NFTs can be useful not as a speculative asset, but as a blockchain-verified decentralized token.

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You use crypto to pay for things, not BTC.

        The vested interests controlling bitcoin (the miners and asic manufacturers) refuse to update the technology for modern usage.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      People using HomeAssistant would like a word….

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  • imperious_melange@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wasn’t the point of crypto to actually be used as a currency?

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, it being built upon a decentralized multiple transaction-ledger means that no singular nation’s treasury has control over its value. It’s also actually great for law enforcement because removing a transaction from the history is incredibly difficult, places that offer “private” transactions just create thousands of fake transactions to hide the real one inside, but the evidence still exists.

      One of the largest BTC owners on earth is the USA’s FBI who have confiscated tons of the stuff used in illegal activity.

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        On Ethereum using less: this is due to a different consensus mechanism involved, one that is more eco-friendly, but less distributed and inherently (mathematically) less secure.

        Generally, it should be fine on the scale of Ethereum, but Bitcoin has it safer, at the cost of plenty of power and e-waste.

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      • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Absolutely not the best. just the best adoption rate due to being first. Also because buying any other crypto usually involves step 1: buy bitcoin and step 2: trade for whatevercoin.

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    • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lol, yeah sure. Just buy the dip and no one gets hurt*

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      • imperious_melange@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean there have been a few use cases beyond illegal business.

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  • Town@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s only down 50% in the past year

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    • NochMehrG@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It will rise, buddy!

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love that there’s a large section of nerds who think that magic beans are worth buying.

    Here I am working slow and steady accumulating tangible wealth.

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    • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Everyone seems to forget that the magic beans in Jack and the Beanstalk worked. They did exactly what they were supposed to do, and not really a bad purchase at all given the shit he went on to loot from that giant

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Magic beans get you golden egg laying geese.

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    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Compound interest and time.

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      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If it looks and sounds too good to be true it probably is.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lemmy is posting magical beans now?

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  • null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you bought bitcoin and held it for a minimum of 5 years, it’s worth more than you paid for it.

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And unless you bought during all-time-highs, it’s worth WAY more.

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  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Always did

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  • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s just 50% down from ath though

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  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bitcoin is still to damn expensive for me…

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A bitcoin is divisible down to 0.00000001 (one Satoshi). 1 US Penny or $0.01 is worth 16 Satoshi.

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  • Neural_drift@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Should I not sell then?

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