*uncurses you*

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  By the gods, finally.

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• hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing 😊

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    • hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’re all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname

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• Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That was a load-bearing curse, you know…

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know a guy…

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s what i tell all my patients. i could un-curse them in a moment, but that’s bad because lots of curses are actually load-bearing, especially if they’ve been there for a long time. you gotta remove them slowly.

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  thanks.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Checks the news

  I don’t think one capybara will be enough.

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  • leagman1@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?

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• Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  looks at this

  looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago

  Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??

  Appreciate the save though, lil’ magical capybara.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already

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  • GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks capybara!

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Holy shit, I’ve been having the worst day in forever.

  Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame

  Thanks, yo.

  Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No worries, the cat understands and still loves you both.

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• mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i feel liberated here

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• Furbag@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank Mr. Capibar

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• fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well thanks for the good vibes.

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  holy fuck thank you capybara of the southern beaches

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Huh weird, a post that uninsta-

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• Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cappy “The White Witch” Bara

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• Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice, I get to play the game again

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• Smaile@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i still feel cursed, do it again T.T

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank god

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• Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Appreciate the effort, but it didn’t work :(

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks same to you.

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• bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So my curse of being a life-long single is lifted? Then where’s my gf ffs

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I curse you again… I just like chaos… And didn’t get enough hugs as a child

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No problem, gonna look at the pic again

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now we are just staring at a picture together… Can we hug?

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• imperious_melange@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cool and me back to the he Capybara

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